Mark was board and didn't know what to do but then he got a idea he was gonna get a Caesar salad and eat right in Cesar face just to make him mad
Mark:ok ummm do I got any money to buy one
it looks like he doesn't got any money
Mark:well i can go steal some money from a old lady
Mark went to find a old lady and he did he just need to steal her money now
mark:HEY! old lady wait i mean- *coughs* may i have some money please
Old lady:No who do you think i am!?
Mark:fine guess I'll have to do this *shoots old lady*
Old lady:im dead X-X
Mark:holy shit your rich😧
Mark then goes to Walmart or whatever
Mark:hmmm now let's see...... *grabs one*
He then goes over to the checkout
cashier:is this all you want
Mark:don't question me
Cashier:don't tell me what to do umm anyways your total is 100.34
Mark:ok take it *throws money at the cashiers face*
Cashier:bitc- now leave😇
Mark:yeah sure😇
He then went to cesar's house
Mark: *knocks* stupid open yo door🙄
Cesar:*opens door* what.
Mark:look what i got
Cesar:Mark i don't got time for this hurry up and show me whatever the bullshit is
Mark:*slowly pulls out the salad from the bag*
Cesar:No.......
Mark:*opens salad*
Cesar:how dare you😰
Mark:bc i can *eats salad*
Cesar:NOOOO WAAAAA *cries*
Mark:lmao loser *runs off*
The end
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