Mandela catalogue random story

Wait what?

so mark Cesar Adam and Jonah were just talking ig and then WTF HOW DID CESAR TURN INTO A FUCKING BABY??

mark: aha you look ugly as a child

*baby Cesar starts crying*

cesar: stfu

mark: HOLY SHIT THE THING CAN TALK-

*everyone screams and Jonah kicks baby cesar*

Mark: i got no idea of what just happened

adam: stupid your not supposed to kick babies

Jonah: oh so now you know how to take care of a child?

adam: wha- no but i know you DONT KICK IT!

Jonah: BUT IT TALKED!!!

adam: SO?

as the fight was happening Mark just sat there watching*

adam: YOU DONT JUST GO KICK A BABY BC IT TALKED

jonah: BUT IT LOOKED EVIL!!!!!

adam: ITS CESAR

jonah: U DONT KNOW HE COULD'VE BEEN EVIL AS A CHILD

adam: NVM LETS GO FIND IT BEFORE BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS

jonah: what's gonna happen if we don't find it

adam: then it wouldn't be how it was planned for the story is abt Cesar turning into a baby and we-

Mark: what do you mean its planned for the story?

adam: shi- i broke the 4th wall

jonah: OHHHHHHHHHH IM TELLING!

adam: STFU AND FIND THAT LITTLE CESAR

mark: I'm not helping

jonah: me either

adam: find then i guess we're just sit here

*cesar pops back*

baby Cesar: i heard u wouldn't look for me. guess i gotta do this *pulls out a gun from nowhere*

mark: IT HAVES A GUN

jonah: NOOOO I DONT WANT TO DIEEEEE *cries*

adam: come on dude give me the gun!

baby Cesar: NO

adam: fine..... *runs to get the gun*

cesar shoots Adam in the leg

adam: OW WHAT THE-

Cesar: this wasn't how the story was supposed to go

jonah: *loud sobbing*

mark: is he dead? *pokes Adam with a stick*

cesar: i don't get paid enough for this *turns back to normal*

mark: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON-???

jonah: *more fucking sobbing*

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the end

my friend wanted me to make this but i wanted to make it stupid asf so yeah there prob not gonna like it :)

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