Mandela catalogue random story

umm why tf you in my house

ok so this is basically gonna be about mark and umm intruder but some dumb shit with it because why not

bro so my bitchass mom didn't even see if i was ok im in bed just like umm HELLO? did you forget your own son like come on🙄 So i ran to go bug my mom but then i wanted a sandwich so i went down stairs and i saw this drug dealer in a black hoodie (um emo-) and he was smiling at me like wtf???

Mark: ay what you looking at

intruder:where is it your business to know

Mark:ugh this bitch-😀✋

intruder: what did you just call me? wanna throw hands huh

Mark:your literally trying to fight a child

intruder: so?

Mark:bro what's wrong with you

intruder: everything

Mark: um i kinda got that- anyways go vape or whatever you do

intruder:what makes you think i vape?

Mark:well look at you, you sad old man

intruder:😐

Mark:yep got nothing to say how sad

intruder:bro who hurt you?

Mark:bitc- your mom

intruder:wtf???

mark:ok let me get my sandwich now

intruder: no, not after what you said to me

Mark: istg

intruder:yeah yeah

Mark:bruh you think u won this fight u started it and you can't even win it

intruder:what

Mark:can't even win it and ur fighting A CHILD wow😀 even a child can beat u

intruder:stfu what did i do to you

Mark: mhm cry about it and cry hard

intruder:BRO- just get your sandwich now what the heck😭

Mark:hah

After winning that fight i was hungry so when i was done making that sandwich that emo drug dealer was fucking crying because of me💀

Mark:bro you really crying  w h a t

intruder:leave me tf alone

Mark:um ok- anyways

yeah i went upstairs to my moms room

mark: mom why didn't u even see if i was ok i could've been dead

Marks mom ig: stfu I'm  tired idc abt you

Mark: um your own son-

Mark's mom:and i don't care

Mark: mhm ok, dumbass whore

marks mom: what did you say-?

Mark: oh so now we're playing deaf? i see

i then ran off and away from that bitch and went to my room😍

Mark:bruh what a waste of time ima go sleep

then i feel asleep duh

The end

so yeah that's it, a four yr old could do better but idc

Aslo im running out of ideas so yayyyyyy

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