Cesar was walking in the park i guess and he saw this "hot" lady
( idk just think of what you think a hot lady is and that's who it is lmao )
So he went up to her and said
Cesar:hey lady wanna be me gurl😍
lady:EW wtf no you ugly
Cesar salad was about to cry he never heard he was ugly besides mark saying that to him but MARKER is not a hawt leddy so he didn't rlly care
Cesar:that's ok i got other bitch's
No. no he did not have other bitch's
Lady:idrc i have a boyfriend🙄
Cesar:yeah idc i bet im better *cries*
Lady:Are you....... crying? what the
Cesar:no MEN DONT CRY😭
Lady:yeah sure...
Bruh that salad ran off um anyways he told mark what happened idk why
Cesar: and- and she said i was UGLYYYYY😭
mark: hah- no bitch's BAHAHAHA
Cesar: shut up go touch some grass and YOU get sum bitchs, you crusty musty
Mark: ya mama
Cesar: i- uGh *actually having a mental breakdown*
Mark: lmao- wait what the fuck?
he was umm ig at the park to beat her up
Cesar: AYE remember me
Lady: ummm yeah ur the guy who embarrassed himself...?
Cesar: *coughs* no. *coughs* i didn't *coughs louder*
Lady: erm- okayyy
Cesar: my mom wait umm im not gonna talk abt that but she told me to never-
Lady: why not do you not like ur mom hm? what did she die
Cesar: uh- um- why would you say that?
Lady:so she did, well you did harass me so why can't i be rude to you
Cesar: but i didn't-
Lady: you did, you better watch what you say or you might end up like ya ma
Cesar: ummm please stop-
lady:oh! Are you gonna cry? Are ya?? i thought men don't cry
Cesar: just stop, stop-
Lady: don't tell me what to do you crybaby
Cesar then slapped her like will smith
Lady:did- did you just SLAP ME
Cesar: yes. yes i did
Lady:I CAN CALL THE COPS
Cesar: you stupid- i could kill you if you don't stop
Lady:hah no you can't
Cesar: i know your address and i could make you commit m.a.d
Lady:wha-
Cesar: istg how do you NOT remember are you dumb
Lady: ...umm what do you mean
Cesar: nvm your just a waste of my beautiful time
Lady: ok wtf???
wait that Cesar pizza is walking off with sas, bitc- you didn't win💀
The end
it turns out Cesar didn't get a girlfriend so yeah i might make a part 2 but i don't think anyone would want one but idk im not you so idk
This story was in a rush and it's very short ik i was lazy so it's not that good yeh
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