Ed Sheeran walked into work more giddy than he had been in a very long time.
When Shrek asked what was going on that could make him so happy, Ed giggled and limp-wristed his hand for Shit to see his big, sharp, shiny diamond ring.
"Trisha proposed!!! I said yes, OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!"
"congrats! Am I invited to the wedding?" Shrek lifted an eyebrow and smirked smugly, his green, sweaty skin glistening under the hot office lights.
"Yes. We're inviting everyone from our workplaces. And we're giving everyone a plus-one."
A plus one? Who would Shrek even take???
His mind flashed to Neck, but no!!!! He could never...neck would never even like him...he couldn't stoop to the level of some bitch who fell for every nice serial killer in sight!!!!!!!!!!
"O-oh...well .....it's not like I would actually bring anyone or something ...I dunno....but I'm glad you're getting married."
"Thanks! Me and Trisha are so in love. It really is revolutionary. Oh, her eyes, Shrek--"
Ed went into a tirade about Trisha's shit colored, globby, fucked up brown eyes.
Then, all of a sudden, a crash boomed outside the building. Someone screamed. The power went out.
"uwu?????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺??" Ed Sheeran shouted in his dark, raspy voice.
"EVERYONE FREEZE!"
it was Lightning McTit?????????!!?!!!?!!?!??!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!!??!!?!?!??!?!!??!??!!??!?
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sneck into my heart | neck x shrek
Romancea tragic tale of love, betrayal, and triumph. a story for the ages. new yourk time bstsuller skrttt tiddies🐴🐴🐴 gae😈😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉 don't make fun of me bc im emo this is completely serious👹👹👹👹👹rawr😫😫😫 btw........ ever snorted a titty????? t...
