Naki: It's the inside that matters, not the outside!
Hyunjin: Really? Give me one example.
Naki: A refrigerator
Hyunjin: She has a point
Naki: *orders something at McDonalds*
Minho: What name did you use?
Naki: You'll see
The McDonalds person: ORDER FOR UR MOM
Chan: Where are you?
Naki: I told you, I'm at the studio!
Chan: Hwang Minaki, I swear, if you're at Chuck E Cheese again...
Naki: pffftt, why would I be at Chuck E Cheese?
*skiball machine alarm goes off in the background*
Naki: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Chan: That's not how you make cookies-
Felix: FLOOR IT!!!
Naki: Or... 4,000,000 for 1 second~
Chan: YOU'RE GONNA BURN DOWN THE DORM!
Naki: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Jeongin: DO IT THIS INSTANT!
Chan: NAKI, NOOO!!!
Naki: I really want to tell a joke but I can't remember the beginning
Chan: Try me
Naki: Tooth hurty
Chan: What's the best time to visit the dentist
Naki: *wipes away a tear*
Naki: You complete me :')
*At Naki's funeral*
Jeongin and Felix: Can we have a word with her in private?
Them: *walks over to her coffin*
Felix: *whispers* Listen up you little prick!
Jeongin: *also whispers* We know you're not actually dead!
Naki: *opens her eyes* No shit, Sherlock!
Felix, to Naki: do you know what time it is?
Naki: Hold on.
Naki: *plays a trombone*
Minho, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK WOULD PLAY A FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Naki: *puts down the trombone* It's 2 am
Felix: Okay, thanks
Naki: One day, I'll kill a thousand humans and a monkey!
Changbin: Okay, but why would you kill a monkey?
Naki, to Felix and Jeongin: see? No one cares about the thousand humans!
Naki: Why are roosters allowed to start the day by screaming and I'm not?
Jeongin: Because you sleep in the same room as me and even though I love you, I wouldn't hesitate to murder you if you did that
Jeongin: Aegi, always remember, I'm your oppa. If you're ever hesitant to ask me something, don't be. I'm here to help :))
Naki: Okay, oppa!
Naki, 2 seconds later: Oppa, if a person dies in the living room, is it still called the living room?
Jeongin: I take it back. Go to Felix hyung.
Chan: Can you recommend a book that made you cry?
Naki: General Mathematics, 6th Edition
Naki: Ow! My hand ankle hurts!
Minho: *sighs* do you mean your wrist?
Naki: Yeah whatever.
Naki: When I go to jail, I'm gonna name myself Mitochondria because-
Seungmin: Yeah, yeah, the powerhouse of the cell, we get it! *eyeroll*
Chan: *tearing up* that's genius!
Naki: So we're gonna ignore the fact that I said 'when' instead of 'if'? Okay...
A/N: Like I said before, some are real, and some aren't... ;)
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Burnt Skies | Stray Kids 9th Member (Hwang Minaki)
Fanfiction***DISCONTINUED*** Hwang Minaki, known better by her stage name, Naki, is the only female member of Stray Kids. She went through hell and back to get where she is today. Join Naki and the boys along their journey to fame! (Disclaimer: I do not own...
