The Arcana Headcanons | SFW & platonic | Mostly Courtiers

MC's Birthday!! (courtiers)

In case it is your birthday today, congratulations i guess!! you're the best and i wish you all the best🥳💐🎂🎁

Volta🤍
• oh no she forgot!1!
• because she tried too hard to remember(
• congratulates you late in the evening, just runs up to you and apologizes at like.. 200 apologies per minute
• her present for you? probably a cake or a chocolate bar in a beautiful box with a huge bow
• the cake is not cooked by her and there might be pieces bitten off... but shh the girl tried her best
• it can also be a hand-sewn plushie or a knit lacy decorative napkin (granny style, yknow)
• gives u a postcard with lots and lots of wishes, like "may your spells always work, may you never accidentaly burn your food, may you be safe and healthy and happy and" it goes on forever
• if you invite her to your birthday party, she'll cry tears of joy, you are so sweet and loving.
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Vulgora❤️‍🔥[TW:mentions of violence]
• they forgot
• wasn't listening when you said you would have a birthday soon
• but hey, are you throwing a party?? oh f- it's that human tradition to get drunk each year on the day they were born
• shows up screaming "CONGRATS MC YOU HAVEN'T DIED YET!!"
• tries to sing you a song! yes they sing, it's tuneless and loud but genuine
• their present to you is either a weapon
• ...or...a torn off head of your enemy...
• lets hope it's the first option. you don't have enemies, you're the mc and everyone loves you
• wishes you to "always win, have fun and never die, you're the best"
• maybe they'll prepare a firework show for you. maybe they'll burn your house down in the process.
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Vlastomil🖤
• he didn't forget! he just.. was too busy..?
• and it's cool to receive presents the day after your birthday!.. um yeah. but he definetly didn't forget!
• may or may not congratulate you with all the birthdays you had before you met him
• his present for you? um don't you already know
• some not very rare worm to start your collection. because what if you, as a beginner, don't take proper care of it?
• it hurts him to give away such a precious little creature, it's like he loses a piece of his heart... but it'll make you happier, right? you are happy?
• sentimentally wishes you and your new worm friend all the best
• if he's really overcome with feelings, he will be telling you about how special you are for hours. i mean it, for hours, all while keeping unsettling eye contact.
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Valdemar🫀[TW:mentions of death]
• they forgot
• your birthday hasn't been celebrated for hundreds of years yet. no way they would remember something so recent
• if you remind them in any way
• "congratulations. you are not dead just yet." with the most disappointed expression you've ever seen them make
• pretends not to "get" what birthdays are. but they know, it's just to keep up the vibe
• will send you a present anonymously, and you'll never know it's from them
• look, they do think a mutant human corpse is a nice thing to have, but they are intelligent enough to understand you wouldn't like that
• so it's something nondescript and typical. like, a book, a simple necklace, a new mug. whatever
• if you somehow guess and thank them for the present, they deny it skillfully.

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important psa: my friend who said asra is a sunshine has downloaded the arcana!!! quote: "holy heck i just read tarot for my teacher, the countess and some dangerous pirate guy" 😭💗