So today I'm going to the movie theatre to see Top Gun with my family,
AND I CAN'T HAVE POPCORN!
Why you ask?
BECAUSE I HAVE A SORE THROAT AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO EAT TOO MANY POPCORN PEICES THAT THE LITTLE SHELL/PEEL THINGYS ON THE KERNELS GET STUCK IN MY THROAT.
FUN.
And my mom isn't even gonna let me get Skittlessss
So I'm just gonna end up sitting there, OVER-SALIVATING BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE POPCORN
YIPEE.
Wow that was way shorter than I thought it was gonna be lemme add more-
I wanna fall asleep during the movie but then I saw this TikTok about the backrooms and this guys that fell asleep in the cinema (cinema, movie theatre, same difference) and HE WOKE UP IN THE BACKROOMS
THAT'S EXCITING.
SO NOW I'M SCARED.
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOVIE THEATRE IT IS
I WANT IT TO BE AMC BUT THE POPCORN SMELLS BEAUTIFUL
BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SOME SHITTY THEATRE CUZ WE'RE GONNA BE THERE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS
WONDERFUL.
I don't even want to watch the movie.
DAMN THIS SORE THROAT
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I just punched my throat and made a sound like a strangled monkey-eagle-cow-goat
That reminds me, I WANT A PET GOAT
AND A PET PARROT
Bye <33333333333
-Mishika (yeah that's my name I hate it)
(IT'S PRONOUNCED: Mih-she-ka)
Y'know what just call me Mish that makes it easier for all of us