The Simple R.
based on a true story (KIND OF ..)
Starring :
aga . (yes the bisquit guy)
aggy . (yes , aggy . the real aggy .)
Jot Foah (the last 🫤)
Layoreo (um idk hes an oreo areola ..)
The Simple R ...
A story about a young man named Aga Jart Funnel Cake Aga J for short . His bestest friend Aggy Jober Noobkin . Aggy for short ..
They lived in an apartment on the west side of uhhhh shitpants isle .
Here we find them rambling about doritos drenched in cum .. dont ask .
"AGA !!!! i told you NOT to drench them in CUM . that is DISCRUZIUAL . 😡" aggy ROARED IN ANGER .
"Listen aggy .. i hear ya . i hear ya louuddd and clear *crunches on dorito* but ... *swallow* I DONT CARE ! 😍😍😍... 😡" Aga then ..basically threw a tantrum right on the spot .
"AGA calm yourself !!!!! DAYUM . its just- I- ITS CUM ???? NOT ... SOME SAUCE ??? its CUM . C U M. that is NASTY AS HELL ..."
aggy explained , she nearly gagged at the thought of
c—-uuHhHUhHhmm ...
Aga rolled his eyes. "FINE. i am .... *gulp* s-ssssoooooorrryyy ..." He managed to say ...
"its fine cucumber
queef 🙄 " aggy grunts .
Suddenly a loud ..
!!!!SHHHWOOOMMPPPPPPAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!
"WHAT THE ?!-" aggy exclaimed .
"What was THAT ." Aga got up , as did aggy .
Shhhppppp shpppppp shhhhh ........ a strange sound was heard , aga goes over to it .
"A-aga ?" Aggy looks over , seeing aga in the hall .
"Aggy ... *aga picks up a simple ... what is this ?* what the del (taco) is this ?!" he slooowly turns , aggy looked rather confused and WEIRDED OUT .
"It looks like a- a- *aga started*
SIMPLE R !!!!!!" -they both exclaimed loudly and aga threw the R on the floor . it rumbled ....
"No . way . JOSE !!!!! my dad brain 🧠 messaged me that two 20100100-:&:&;&;&&;s ago !!"
aggy looked in shock at the simple R on the floor ...
"20100100-:&:&;&;&&;s ?!!! what does that even me— *aga stopped 🫤 * AGGY DONT TOUCH IT !!! *SMACK*" aga smacked aggys arm .
"dont touch the Rrrrrr ......." Aga grumbled , his eyes turned white .
"aga ... OW !!!??? jesus chri— 😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆 NOT AGAIN !!!!! 🙄"
aga stood there like
💡 o 💡
SLAP !!!!
"AGA !!!! GODDD !!! EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT TO YO EYES WHEN YOURE REAL MAD , STOP ." aggy cried out and shook aga.
"bdjdjhdjd AHURK !!!! ugh .. s-*BURP* ...orry ..." his eyes turned normal .
"EW ." Aggy waved the air .
"jesus aga . get a breath mint—"
"-NO ." aga shot up his middle finger .
"wait ..."
aga slowly looks at the floor . "wheres the simple r ..? "
😱 ....
" WHAT THE — NO .. IT MUSTA-" aggy was cut off by a loud !!!!!! BANG !!!!!!!
"a- *hic* YURK !!! uG- *BURPPPP* UGHHHH !!!!!!!!" ??? toppled over and wiggled around .
"EWWWWW IS THAT SCP 99999 ????" Aggy SNOBBLED IN FEAR .. 😨
"aGh- UG- *BUUUURPPP* nOOOO !!!! IM JOT- *HIC* UGHHHH *hic* FOAH !!!!!" the now , angered man (???) SHOUTS IN ABSOLUTE MADNESS AND DISDAIN .
"i- *BURP*
GOD."
"STOP EWWWW-" aggy waves the air. "ARE YOU DRUNKEN 🤣🤣🥵🥵🥵😨😨 ????"
"yeah" jot foah the last sniffled hard and boogers came out his ears*
"oh ! 😧 ..." Aga looks at abby and whispers in her ear , "dude who is this.."
"II DUNN- ** ahem *, whispers* i dunno ..."
aggy looked concerned
😟
"*BUURRPPPPP* JESUSSSSS !!!!!!!!!! UGHHHH !!!!!! wheres ma R ?!!! MY SIMPLE— *BURP AAGHHHHH* AARTSKSKDKDKDK 💥 "
JOT FOAH RUMBLES AND BUMBLES AND SHHHHHHPPPOOOOOOFFFF AAGHHHHHHHHH BLOWS UPPPP AAHHH AHHHH AAA AAHH HAA—-
AAAAVA . youre getting carried away GET WITH THE PROGRAM .
sorry ... yes boss ..AHEM- anyway .... 😕
jot foah .. blew up !!! 😱
"i- oh ." aga looked flabbergasted .
"EW ... AGA WHAT ... the hell just happened ?!!!"
aggy cried out , aga looks behind him and ...
CLIFFHANGAAA STAY TUNED MUAHAHA
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
The Simple R
Romansathe simple r. a goat emoji can lead to so much more. read to find out what happens to the R and why it's so simple idk i never watched the anime.
