side stories - 💛

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i'm posting these just in case anything happens to my notes.

these are about some teachers by the way xd

disclaimer: everything is a joke ITS A JOOOKEEEE and not serious

part 1: pool time

musty misty: hey 😕 the water is cold hhhhhh😭😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️😡😡😡😡

baka rene: 🥰🖕

micheal greenbean: shut the eff up *toots in pool and sinks under:

carlos barlos: REW *cannonballs into wata*

musty misty: EW FAT GROSS 😕🔫⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️☹️

micheal greenbean: EW oh my god

baka rene: what the w 🤡🤡 *sees edward* .....

edward garlic: u-uh....

baka rene; *literally ascends*

carlos barlos: *drowning*

everyone else: *doesnt see*

micheal greenbean: yall i think carlos is fuckin dea-

baka rene and edward garlic: *making out*

micheal greenbean: 😀🔫

musty misty: *sinks with carlos barlos*

the end
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part 2: couch buddies

musty misty: hey everyone!!!!! welcome 😕

baka rene: hi *walks away and sits on couch*

musty misty: rude 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️😩😩😩
carlos barlos; h-

musty misty: *SHOOTS HIM*

baka rene: *starts TO EFFING CHOKE* hshahshshshHhsjahahgHagHAHAHXBSS

musty misty: hehee 🤭😜

edward garlic: oh god.. 😰😰😰.....*goes to baka rene uwu*

micheal greenbean: bye why the hell is he dead again— *teresa weena kicks him inside*
teresa weena: hey losers 😊

musty misty: hi 😃

*everyone dances and micheal greenbean blows up dead carlos*

baka rene: is he drunk 😕🔫

edward garlic: 😰😰😰😰😰😰⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

the end.
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part 3: sleeping angels

rene: *sleeping in his bed alone*

*out of literally no where a crap man jumps on him, suffocating him*

rene: MmfHdjriie AAHEOAOE WHAT THE FU-

carlos: hello. rene. *smiles widely, staring in his eyes... while jiggling and vibrating aggressively*

rene: 😀

rene: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE AND HOW MANY BURGAS HAVE YOU BEEN EATI-
*POOOOOOFBBBBWAAGA*

carlos: AAAAA
rene: dude sto-
carlos: AAAAAAAA-
rene: CARLOS YOUR SCARING M-
carlos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*carlos sizzles and he POPS*

rene: what the hell did i just witness. 😄😄😄😄

carlos: *on the floor in half*
rene; well rip bozo i guess 😕

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