Previously on The Simple R ....
"AAGHHAHHHH !!!! OGH OGHHHH AAAGHHHH !"
jot foah was BLOWING
SIIZLE POP PPPFFTTTTT
"AGGY OVER HERE !! BEHIND THE COUCH !!!!"
aga cried out , aggy hid behind the couch with aga .
"Hey ya—- oh . I see jot foah is blowing up again *SPANK*" The oreo man grumbled , he spanked jot foah and then- *BUUUURP* "jesus . thanks mr layoreo ... i- *BURp* guess . *HIC* UGHH AAGHH OOO- okay im good 👍 " jot foah grinned with a thumbs up , his poopy finger nails STANK .
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ????" Aggy raised a brow ....
"Yeah... ALSO ... where is the R— oh . its- *rumble* right there ... uhhh-" aga shivered .
"Im mr layoreo .." He gave a silly evil like smirk.
"this is my ex husband jot foah- but you already know jot foah ."
the oreo explained
"yeah he burps alot- WHAT ."aggy looks dumbfounded .
"yall were together ..????" aga asked , shocked .
"Ye- *BURP* aH . agh . UGGHHHHHHH—- *BUUUUUUHHURRRRPP*"
jot foah burps .
"Ew . god almighty-"
aggy waved the air and shook her head . "Gross ."
"Thanks" Jot smiled.
😟 "okaayyy thennnn ...."
aga looks at the R .. it rumbled ... and grumbled .
"So uh ... about the r-"
"MA R !!!!!" Jot foah the last exclaimed and jumped up and down like a chilf receiving a christmas gift
"YEAH YEAH . Y O U R
r . god damn ."
aga rolled his eyes
"Calm down Mista foah ." Layoreo rolled his eyes as well .
"Why do ya care for the R so much ... its so ... sim—"
"SIMPLE !!!!!!!!! i *BURP* know . The Simple R . its so beautiful ..... *GURGLE+ AGGHHH AOOHHH"
"jesus CHRIST . GET A DAMN BREATH MINT YOUR WORSE THAT AGA-" Aggy WAVED the air once more , god that man stank ... he REEKED .
"No"
jot foah 🌝'd
👹👍
aga ^
"I am so glad we are divorced , old man ." the oreo giggled and gaggled
"SHUT UP OREO *BURPPPP BUUUURPPPP BUUUUUUUURP* FACE ."
"God damn-" layoreo sighed 😔
the r simply (see what i did there 🦶🦶🦶) rumbled and wiggled like a worm ...
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The Simple R
Romancethe simple r. a goat emoji can lead to so much more. read to find out what happens to the R and why it's so simple idk i never watched the anime.
