[✓] we're all just a little lonely ~ hc

19 :: flowershop

Cw: Mentions of death
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:: #general

April 9th

VintageBeef:
I NEED HELP
PREFERABLY THE HELP OF ONE ETHO SLAB

Iskall85:
u alright?

EthosLab:
For the last time its not fuckin slab akjfsvj /lh
Anyway whats up

VintageBeef:
MY GRANDMOTHER IS DYING

EthosLab:
PARDON

Iskall85:
WTH CAN ETHO DO ABOUT THAT

VintageBeef:
pls help me choose the right kind of flowers to get her

EthosLab:
oh
yeah i can help ive been wanting to go to the flowershop recently anyway
Gem has been banning me from going :/

VintageBeef:
why??

Iskall85:
WAIT ETHO U'LL DIE

EthosLab:
thats why

Iskall85:
MY DREAM DUDE
DONT GOOO PLS

EthosLab:
but,,,,, beef

Iskall85:
would you really die for beef

EthosLab:
yes

Iskall85:
oh ok

VintageBeef:
not gonna question that

:: #general

April 9th
10 minutes later....

VintageBeef:
these ones???

EthosLab:
do NOT give those to a dying woman--
those mean death beefers-

VintageBeef:
oh okok 

VintageBeef:
these??

EthosLab:
ALSO MEAN DEATH
jeeez do you want your gramma to die?

VintageBeef:
OMG NOOO
one last chance one last chance

VintageBeef:
these.

EthosLab:
...
thats MY death flower bro

EthosLab:
ok i just arrived at my local garden center im figuring this out for u 

VintageBeef:
SORRYYYYY

EthosLab:
ok beef actually like RIGHT NEXT to the yellow death flowers there are usually like white lilies
like these

EthosLab:
they mean kinda like a mix of familial love and purity,,,, purity being like healthy ig

EthosLab:
this work?

EthosLab:
beefers?

EthosLab:
where'd our insta responses go :sob::sob::sob:

VintageBeef:
sorry etho
ive spotted a  very very good-looking person 

EthosLab:
LMAO OHH
go talk to them!!

VintageBeef:
they are like unfairly attractive.
they have like white hair 
and um a naruto mask

EthosLab:
beefers go talk to them

VintageBeef:
they're standing right next to the white lilies and the yellow death flowers,, theyre on their phone

EthosLab:
wait-

VintageBeef:
:)

EthosLab:
...

VintageBeef:
hiii

EthosLab:
CANADAS SO BIG
AND YET--
WHY ARE YOU-

EthosLab:
WHY ARE YOU HERE????
OUT OF EVERYWHERE

VintageBeef:
:D

EthosLab:
no, nope nope nope
no stop smiling at me like that

EthosLab:
beef stop walking over here right now

EthosLab:
no

EthosLab:
i am not mentally prePARED FOR THIS

VintageBeef:
WTF DID YOU JUST TURN INTO A MOUSE---
ETHO?????

:: GeminiTay#5308

April 9th
..

EthosLab:
yeah so then i shifted into a mouse and ran away.
can u ask ur mom to pick me up pls

GeminiTay:
....
NO WERE NOT PICKING YOU UP

EthosLab:
GEMMM 

GeminiTay:
YOU ARE GOING BACK INTO THAT FLOWERSHOP AND TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND

EthosLab:
AAAAAUGHHHH

:: the-apollo-cabin

April 9th

EthosLab:
yeah so turns out the whole "me dying at a flowershop at the hands of a mouse" was just. wrong
i just freaked out and shifted into a rodent to run away from beef

EthosLab:
IVE BEEN NOT GOING TO FLOWERSHOPS FOR MONTHS
BC I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE
AJFSDAKHFAS

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