Mumbojumbo Stories

I'll probably add more #s later on. Each hermit and species and possible ships I may do; BdoubleO100 ~ Human ~ Ethubs Cubfan135 ~ Vex hybrid ~ ??? Docm77 ~ Creeper/Goat hybrid ~??? EthosLab ~ Watcher ~ Ethubs, Boat boys FalseSymmetry ~ Human ~ ??? GeminiTay ~ Deer hybrid ~ Shiny Duo GoodTimesWithScar ~ Vex hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian Grian ~Watcher/(disguise) Parrot hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Grumbo, Skyblings, Mumscarian Hypnotizd ~ Hypnotiser (Idk...) ~ ??? iJevin ~ Slime hybrid ~ Maybe Jevin X Cleo /p (IDK the name) impulseSV ~ Demon ~ Skizzpulse JoeHills ~ Human ~ Cleo X Joe /p Keralis ~ Shape shifter ~ Papa K x Dadsuma MumboJumbo ~ Vampire ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian, Grumbo PearlescentMoon ~ Moth hybrid ~ Shiny Duo, Skyblings Rendog ~ Wolf hybrid ~ Treebark Skizzleman ~ Angel ~ Skizzpulse SmallishBeans ~ Alien ~ Jizzie, Boat Boys TangoTek ~ Nether hybrid ~ Zed X Tango VintageBeef ~ Vampire ~ ??? Welsknight ~ Human ~ N/A Helsknight ~ Human ~ Exhels xBCrafted ~ Gaurdian Hybrid ~ ??? Xisumavoid ~ Voidwalker ~ Dadsuma x Papa K EvilX ~ Voidwalker ~ Exhels Zedaph ~ Goat hybrid ~ Tango x Zed ZombieCleo ~ Zombie ~ Cleo X Joe /p, Jevin x Cleo /p

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

where robot grian learns to be a human in all sense of the word even falling in love with the boundary he wasn't supposed to cross.

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

The platform fell silent. Silly stepped forward, her voice cutting through the Hermits like a blade. "Breaking and entering. Burglary. Unlawful alteration of timelines." The crowd shifted uneasily. Scar's smile faltered. Mumbo's brow creased. But Silly wasn't finished. Her gaze swept over them-cold, merciless. A stunned hush rippled outward. Then she said it-clear, final, devastating: "He is the infamous villain... the World Destroyer: Grian." Every Hermit froze. Scar whispered, "You're lying." Mumbo stepped forward, shaking. "You don't know him." Xisuma's jaw tightened. "This isn't Grian." But Silly only stared back at them, unblinking. "Then where is he?" And that was the moment- the breathless, terrifying moment- when they all realized: Grian was gone. And CHRONOS had come to claim him. Or A long-running 'what if' fic connecting all Grian lore into a single theory, asking-and answering-who Grian really is. Cross posted on A03 Art by GPT. If you want that changed, I will.

Hermitcraft oneshots. Crossovers are good too. Ummm..... Read please?

Well, hello there! This is my Christmas special book and is meant to resemble a Hallmark- hopefully a little less cheesy! It will end once we reach Christmas (or New Years- depends on where I go with it) and I hope that you all stick around for the ride! _________________________________ Grian absolutely HATES Christmas. Scar absolutely LOVES Christmas. When the two meet, despite their differences, they can't help but find themselves attracted to the other. However, Christmas time is a time of stress just as much as it is of joy. Will the holiday season surpass Grian's expectations, or will it crash and burn just as he fears?

Uhm- title says it- I take recommendations BUT KEEP IT PG-13! Angst- fluff- Maybe Sips if you ask for it- Art by : Ilsomniac (on deviantart)I will probably mostly use a few hermits because I don't watch all Pov's- ik ik horrible that I can't watch everyone ik- Also creative critism welcome, but hate is not- sorry for any misspellings, sorry if something seems 'out of character', I don't write about the people themselves nothing irl based just their persona's- Also kinda cringe- first ever fics for this fandom is here-

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

A collection of custom ideas for a season of the Life Series. https://forms.gle/PzmRKTuSzwYxSrDe9

Hermit City is a city of heroes and villains, and Grian is one of its most reliably factual and truthful reporters. So reliable, in fact, that the Heroes' Association values him and his reports enough that they assigned him a bodyguard: HotGuy himself! Grian and Scar have been doing this for years, now, and their relationship is more than just that of bodyguard and charge. It might even be more than just a friendship! Their time to explore and find out what they are to each other is cut short when Grian starts investigating the famous Pearl Moon case, and Scar isn't there to protect him.

High-ranking angel Grian witnesses a man being bullied in an alleyway and intervenes to save him. Grian can't get the encounter out of his mind, but when he meets the man called Mumbo again, Grian realizes the lonely mustached soul needs someone to help him get his stolen dog back, as he is completely clueless. What happens when our lovely Grian and Mumbo Jumoblio decide to work closely together for a while? - Grumbo angel au lol this also takes place in the same universe as my unfinished /p Tommy and Tubbo angel/ demon au book(I may include references to those characters), with improved outfit design because tbh the whole system I wrote back then was wack asf. - ❕WARNING❕ This fic has: -Shipping. Only Mumbo and Grian as far as I'm aware- and you're supposed to imagine them as their minecraft skins and their names are their users. Please not their irl selves, please. -If you're like hardcore religious, this is about demons and angels, not bibliotically correct AT ALL- so if you don't like places like heaven being used as a casual setting or angels behaving certain ways, this isn't for you [[THIS FANFIC DOES NOT REFLECT MY RELIGIOUS VIEWS- I WAS RAISED IN A CATHOLIC HOUSEHOLD BUT IM NOT CATHOLIC]] -possibly mentions of self-kill/ hurt -death, not too descriptive (I'll try to put trigger warnings as long as I remember but be cautious if any of that stuff triggers you!) -Moments of morally incorrect actions(theft, harassment, etc.) -curse words (I'll try to keep it very minimal because these hermits dont curse) -I'm writing this as a distraction from my life as Hermitcraft brings me so much joy, though please keep in mind the writing may not be perfect as I took a looong break and randomly came up with this. Plot has not been as thought out as previous books. - Cover art by me AND IM SORRY FOR THE SHITTY TITLES IM SO BAD AT NAMING STORIES Started: September 9, 2022 Finished: xx

A birthday celebration with unintended surprises. A sleepover-turned-nightmare. A search for what's been lost. A job offer he never should have taken. [undetermined] Five nights. Five tales. Five sets of horrors. But it'll all be over at dawn... right? [I do not own any characters/personas or locations.] [Warnings for each story will be at the first part of said story.]

Grian is part of the Evolution family. He is the third youngest in fact! He, er, has fallen for Mumbo Jumbo Hermitcraft. And adding salt into this already awkward love story, these two families are not very, well lets just say they hate each other.

Steely blue... Cosmic purples... Stagnate stars start to spin... ...Xelqua... My vision fades...Black... ...Please...

HEAVILY INSPIRED BY YANヤン ON YOUTUBE go check them out! they have awesome stuff Heros. They protect people, stop crime, save the city. Villains. they hurt people, cause crime, they want destruction and betrayal to be the last thing that covers the face of the earth. sometimes, the Heros are in the wrong. sometimes, the Villains need the most help. Phoenix was a hero. One of the most well known ones, in fact. But underneath the mask, his name was Grian. A simple man, living with his two best friends, Scar and Mumbo. ... But he found out a secret, that he wishes he never had. ART IS NOT MINE!!! IT WAS FOUND ON PINTEREST

Hello there today and unexpectedly making a grumbo oneshot book :")) oof Characters are not mine :"/

I use a prompt generator and write oneshots May 24th 2023 - #22 jumbo April 6th 2024 - #8 jumbo