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The Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeichiAkechi24
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The Hermitcraft Daycare AUby bibble
Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...
Together We Can, Alone We Will [Origins SMP/Modded SMP] by GFrisk
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Together We Can, Alone We Will [Or...by GottaGoFrisk
(As of the point of writing this there is no plot to the Origins SMP. Aka, I get free artistic range, score! No ships. Weird plot. Wtf am I doing?! Why am I going this...
Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au) by JustAnAverageFreak
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Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au)by Mya!?
Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...
The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Season 7 Oneshots by EntropicThyme
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The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Sea...by Entropy :D
Welcome to my new oneshot book for the new season! In here you'll find oneshots, small AUs, backstory, mini-series and more, all centred around season 7 of Hermitcraft. ...
The Idea of You (Bdoc Royal AU) by EminenceGhost
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The Idea of You (Bdoc Royal AU)by EminenceGhost
Oropolis is the most technologically advanced kingdom in the world, always growing and changing. Artise is the most powerful kingdom in the world magic-wise. Despite bot...
Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Onesho...by adri
Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...
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Love is Vexing - ScarDubs by thathermitweirdo
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Love is Vexing - ScarDubsby Weirdo
Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in...
Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots by XandeaTheWatcher
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshotsby Xan
New season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading t...
Hermitcraft Oneshots - Season 7, Baby! [COMPLETED!] by Casuallyy
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Hermitcraft Oneshots - Season 7, B...by inactive account :)
Oneshots from HermitCraft Season 7! CONTAINS SHIPPING! (minesonas only) All chapters/oneshots will be labelled by ship and genre (for your convenience!) Any Impulse and...
Hermitcraft Oneshots and Other Things I guess by NinjaKitty1928
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and Other Thi...by (basically on a writing hiatu...
Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might...
Hermitcraft Oneshots by BlackMors_
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Hermitcraft Oneshotsby Mors
Hermitcraft oneshots. Not much else to say. Started: 20/10/2020
Hermitcraft Oneshots by Anon1909
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Hermitcraft Oneshotsby Weeb ‘shit’ Jones
Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept up with season 8, so more recent uploads will just use the...
Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans by aiMHana
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Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigansby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put...
Hermitcraft Ships by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shipsby RaeTheStar
A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here!
HermitCamps (Book 1- Done) [A HermitCraft AU] by TreeWritez
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HermitCamps (Book 1- Done) [A Herm...by Tree
"It all started because a god got too horny." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality Zedaph, VintageBeef, and XbCrafted wer...
Hermitcraft incorrect quotes by paradisLO
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Hermitcraft incorrect quotesby Paradis
Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter wi...
Murder Is Fun || a Hermitcraft murder mystery AU by bagelsbites1943
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Murder Is Fun || a Hermitcraft mur...by a
!!! Shipping not Intended !!! Mature language and blood warning Etc. Waking up in a huge dark mansion isn't quite your casual everyday morning. Being unable to leave...
Hermitcraft Stories by UnknownAlicia
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Hermitcraft Storiesby Alicia
everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I...
Soul Trade AU by EntropicThyme
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Soul Trade AUby Entropy :D
This is a story of Demons and Revolutionaries, of Mutants and Empaths. This is a story of Soulless and Travelers. This is the story of new orders and pacifist teams. Thi...