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A Little Problem by HindenBurge
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A Little Problemby Hindenburg
A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come...
The Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeichiAkechi24
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The Hermitcraft Daycare AUby bibble
Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...
Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Onesho...by adri
Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...
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Hermitcraft Oneshots by Anon1909
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Hermitcraft Oneshotsby Weeb ‘shit’ Jones
Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept up with season 8, so more recent uploads will just use the...
Tastes Like Coffee ~ (Etho x Bdubs) by ThatOneWaterCat
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Tastes Like Coffee ~ (Etho x Bdubs)by ThatOneWaterCat
This the the SEQUEL to Smells Like Coffee, so ya miiiight wanna check out that one first ;) you guys asked for this, so pick your poison, dig your grave, buckle up, and...
Elusion (HermitcraftxEmpiresAU) by x0iris0x
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Elusion (HermitcraftxEmpiresAU)by Iris?
Sequel to Collision and Prequel to Closed Eyes. King Ren has been defeated and killed. But what's this? He's back? The Hermits and Emperors are scrambling to get back to...
Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au) by JustAnAverageFreak
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Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au)by Mya!?
Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...
A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcraft 8 Highschool AU) by ThatOneWaterCat
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A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcra...by ThatOneWaterCat
This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more...
Hermitcraft Oneshots and Other Things I guess by NinjaKitty1928
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and Other Thi...by (basically on a writing hiatu...
Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might...
When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU] by LilyAndSoe
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When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU]by LilyAndSoe
There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...
Hermitcraft Stories by UnknownAlicia
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Hermitcraft Storiesby Alicia
everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I...
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Hermitcraft Oneshots [requests open] by Exavian_
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Hermitcraft Oneshots [requests ope...by Exavian
I don't really know what I'm doing. Read my random oneshots that I write on a whim. It is mostly HEX, but you know, there's other stuff. *throws hex at you* Updates wil...
Hermitcraft/Empires Oneshots by rxxesblaze
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Hermitcraft/Empires Oneshotsby rxxes
This is a series of one shots about Hermitcraft and Empires members. I do take requests :D Cover Art is mine:)
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Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots { Completed} by WelshKitsune
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Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots {...by Wren
~Hiya Lovelies,Welsh here ~ This book is pretty much what the title says,I'm finally going to write some hermitcraft oneshots!! now due to wanting a new start,I decided...
One Day. ~ Ethoslab Fanfic~ by animegirl777
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One Day. ~ Ethoslab Fanfic~by Sheep
Jasmine meets a tall, handsome man with a charming voice at a coffee shop and they fall in love. As their relationship progresses so does Jasmine's suspicions. She has...
Hermitcraft Ships by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shipsby RaeTheStar
A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]
Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots by starlit_voids
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshotsby Xan
New season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading t...
Hermitcraft Oneshots by BlackMors_
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Hermitcraft Oneshotsby Mors
Hermitcraft oneshots. Not much else to say. Started: 20/10/2020
Hermitcraft Ideas and Stories by Coolrena
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Hermitcraft Ideas and Storiesby Evil Cinna-Bun Rena
Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!
Safe | HermitCraft AU by t3ddybearss
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Safe | HermitCraft AUby theo ✮⋆˙
Sequel to Hunted!! Rowan's gone. Cleo's gone. Jevin's gone. Xisuma's gone. False and Xerexis are in charge now, having led the Hemits to Season 7. Tango's safe, and b...