Joehills Stories

292 Stories

Meteor Effect by Crazycatmeow413
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Meteor Effectby Crazycatmeow
A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of...
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Never Really Gone by starlit_voids
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Never Really Goneby Xan
Those born on the first day of the first month are said to be cursed. Most are chosen to be powerful Admins, ones who will lead servers and inspire others. Every parent...
Two Different Worlds (Re-Write) - A Hermitcraft Mermaid AU by starlit_voids
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Two Different Worlds (Re-Write)...by Xan
A pirate who doesn't believe in merpeople. A half-merman who isn't allowed anywhere near humans. Not exactly the kind of people you'd expect to meet, let alone fall in l...
When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU] by LilyAndSoe
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When the Dawn Breaks [TBAU]by LilyAndSoe
There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...
Hermitcraft: Origins by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft: Originsby adri
"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, a...
Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au) by JustAnAverageFreak
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Love and Despair (A Hermitcraft Au)by Mya!?
Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...
The Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeichiAkechi24
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The Hermitcraft Daycare AUby bibble
Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...
Hermitcraft Shots by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shotsby RaeTheStar
A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are...
The Silver Sun - A Hermitcraft Watcher AU by thathermitweirdo
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The Silver Sun - A Hermitcraft Wat...by Weirdo
A cult of brainwashed players. A rouge watcher that leads them. And their plans to invade a new server and take control. When Xisumavoid, the admin of Hermitcraft, is wa...
Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Oneshots by adrilxa
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Hermitcraft Randomness - S7 Onesho...by adri
Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...
The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Season 7 Oneshots by EntropicThyme
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The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Sea...by Entropy :D
Welcome to my new oneshot book for the new season! In here you'll find oneshots, small AUs, backstory, mini-series and more, all centred around season 7 of Hermitcraft. ...
Hermitcraft Oneshots - Season 7, Baby! [COMPLETED!] by Casuallyy
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Hermitcraft Oneshots - Season 7, B...by inactive account :)
Oneshots from HermitCraft Season 7! CONTAINS SHIPPING! (minesonas only) All chapters/oneshots will be labelled by ship and genre (for your convenience!) Any Impulse and...
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Hermitcraft Ships by RaeTheStar
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Hermitcraft Shipsby RaeTheStar
A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]
Forgotten or Forbidden {A Hermitcraft Story} by LilaJeanB
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Forgotten or Forbidden {A Hermitcr...by LilaJean
Stretched fin as canvas, will Hermitcraft become the portrait of tragedy? Another burning sun rises over season seven, happy Hermits busily build away unaware of the dan...
A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcraft 8 Highschool AU) by ThatOneWaterCat
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A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcra...by ThatOneWaterCat
This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more...
Hermitcraft oneshots and other hermit things (Hiatus) by SharkBait_13_23
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Hermitcraft oneshots and other her...by Shark
This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the...
Two Different Worlds: A Hermitcraft Mermaid AU by starlit_voids
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Two Different Worlds: A Hermitcraf...by Xan
Grian had heard many stories of merfolk beneath the sea, but never believed them. Scar was always curious about humans, but forbidden to go near the land. So then ho...
The Endless War  by The_Smiling_Paradox
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The Endless War by Shado
The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...
Hermitcraft Stories by UnknownAlicia
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Hermitcraft Storiesby Alicia
everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I...
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