Joehills Stories

A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of...

The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

"It all started because a god got too horny." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality Zedaph, VintageBeef, and XbCrafted wer...

Cleo was just working on her base. Before she knew it, the Jhost with the most had appeared.

Harry Potter AU starring the Hermitcraft characters (not the actual people, it has nothing to do with them, this is just for fun and entertainment, leave me alone). A l...

Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At...

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I...

A collection of one-shots, AUs, songfics, and general stuff about Hermitcraft! This book circulates around the Architects mostly, since they were ones I watched the most...

A bunch of Hermitcraft oneshots! Warning, there is shipping in this, if you don't like, then please do not read! However, I am only shipping the Hermits' minesonas, not...

This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the firs...

Grian is an only human in a world of hybrids and monsters and creatures of one another. he tries to stay alive and keep the creatures like him as he would like to keep a...

Hello there carbon based life forms! (Lol, look it up if u don't know what that is) I love Hermitcraft and I love writing! So... I do this! My favorite Hermit is Ren, bu...

A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are...

This is a Hermitcraft Prison Au I came up with at 1 am. Feedback is always helpful and yes, I'm still doing oneshots. Updates will vary based on how busy I am. Hermitshi...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...