Grian: You're my best friend, and I'd do anything for you!
Mumbo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Grian: Abso-fucking-lutely notScar: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC-AND-CHEESE
Scar: AND NO ONE CAN STOP MEJoe: Whether I'm feeling #Stressed or #Blessed, I'm always looking my #Best
False: Hey do you have any crayons?
Stress: Yep, cabinet, top drawer.
False: Thanks
Cleo: You…have crayons–?
Stress: YES, I still have crayons, Cleo, because EVERYONE needs emergency crayons at some point, OKAY??Bdubs: Behold! The field in which I grow my Fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see it is barren!
XB: Can you just be normal…
XB: For FIVE MINUTES??
Wels, posing fabulously while wearing a drag queen dress and high-as-hell red heels: ✨No✨Xisuma: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
Doc: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incor...