Grian: How long are you going to let him do this?
Mumbo, trying not to laugh: Just- just a little bit longer- *wheeze*
Scar: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
Joe: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
XB: Can't relate.
Jevin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Xisuma: I think this house is fireproof..?
Grian, holding TNT: Perhaps, but is it explosion proof?
Scar: Honk
Cub: What??
Scar: HONK!
Cub: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME, YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHITT-
Etho (when he and Iskall had been base-buddies and Iskall fucked something up): Let's send Iskall a friendly letter, shall we?
Etho: *writing* Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass…
Stress: Okay happy campers! If you could be any fruit, what would it be?
Pearl: I would be a tomato, ‘cause no one accepts me as part of the group.
Stress:
Stress: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS--
Impulse: Gem. What did I specifically tell you not to do.
Gem: Raise the dead.
Impulse: And what did you do?
Gem: Raise the dead.
TFC: There's no way he talks in his sleep. No one sleeps better than Mr. first name Beef, last name Whuh, My House Was On Fire?.
Keralis: Just trust me on this one. Listen.
Beef:
Beef: *snort* PREHEAT THE FEET 360 DEGREES- *snore*
TFC: Wha-
Keralis: *confused wheezing*
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HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incor...
