Boatem Inc.: *playing guitars and singing* Hey! How you doin'? Well, I'm doin' just fine..! I lied. I'm dying inside
Scar, after tying Potato Boy Mumbo to a fan: A potato flew around my room before you came--
Impulse, accidentally turning up the speed: *screaming* aAAAAAA-Beef: I just learned from False that when TFC died and the military did a 21-gunshot salute to honour his service, Cub had said "Maybe they should aim for the coffin, just to be sure."
Mumbo, struggling to walk in 1in heels: Y-yeah I don't think I can do platforms...
Grian, striding by flawlessly in sparkly gold high-as-all-hell heels: *points at Mumbo*
W E A KBadTimesWithScar: Someone will die-
GoodTimesWithScar: -of fun!Xisuma: I swear, there's only one brain cell between you three...
Scar: *can't think of a comeback because it's not his turn to have the brain cell*Etho: I'd love to feel sorry about that, but we all know that I have done much, much worse.
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