Bdubs: So, I've been crushing on this friend of mine for a while now. Problem is that, while it may be incredibly endearing sometimes, he's really oblivious. How do I tell him that I'm utterly and hopelessly in love with him?
Scar: Well, maybe just tell him outright?
Bdubs: Okay
Bdubs: Hey, Scar, I'm in love with you
Scar: See, just like that!
Bdubs: N-no wait, Scar, you don't-
Scar: I'm sorry Bdubs, but if he doesn't notice that, then he's way too stupid for you.
Bdubs: Oh my fucking-
Grian: My future partner must be reliable, sophisticated, smart, handsome-
Mumbo: *steps on a caterpillar by accident and drops onto his knees, crying and apologising profusely*
Grian, aggressively pointing at him: That one. I want that one.
Ren: *grabbing his stuff* Oh, shit, sorry to bail so soon, dude, but something just came up and I have to go, like, now-
Doc: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ren: *quickly gives Doc a kiss before running out the door*
Doc: I meant you need to pay your bill, damnit!
Tango, giving Zedaph flowers for his birthday: Here, I want you to have these. I hope you like it!
Zedaph: These are beautiful- *mumbles* I'm so in love with you..
Tango: What was that?
Zedaph: I said I'm sELLING YOU TO THE ZOO--
(I kept this one really short because I wanted it to be just the relationship-related ones, haha
I promise the next one will be longer, I swear I'm not dead yet hahaha--)
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HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incor...
