NPG: Here's a nice, hot cup of coffee!!
EX: This coffee is horrible.
NPG: A hot cup of coffee!
EX: But it's cold.
NPG: Cup of coffee.
EX: I don't even think this is coffee??-
NPG: CUP
Bdubs, visiting Doc: Hey, man-
Ren: *growls*
Bdubs: *girly scream* AAAAA
Bdubs: GET YO FUCKIN' DOG, BITCH
Doc, patting Ren's head happily: He don't bite
Bdubs, screaming again as Ren, not even seconds later, chomps his leg: YES HE DO-
Grian: Mumbo, you've been cuddling me for around an hour now; you should get up and do something for a bit.
Mumbo: *muffled against Grian's chest* Mmphf mmhp :D
Grian, sighing and ruffling Mumbo's hair fondly: Ugh, I know I should be mad at you, but you're just so cute-...
Cub: What the fuck.
Cub: ESPN is showing a 2003 national jump rope championship.
Cub: Who the hell watches a jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
Tango teaching Zedaph to drive and taking Impulse along for the ride
Tango: That's a pothole; To the left!
Zedaph: Take it back now y'all *drives into pothole*
Impulse, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Zedaph: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Tango, sobbing and gripping the handle: Please, just take me home.
Zedaph: Country Roads.
Impulse: To The Place.
Zedaph and Impulse in unison: I Belong!
Tango, crying harder: What the fuck?
Wels: May luck, *and this picture of Xisuma eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning*, be with you.
Etho: While I would love to feel sorry about that, we all know I've done much, much worse.
XB, texting TFC: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
TFC's phone, auto-texting: I'm driving right now, I'll call you back later
Later
TFC: I fucking hate you
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HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incor...
