Philza, visiting Grian in HermitCraft: I- How do you put up with them?
Grian: *looks at Keralis screaming, Tango trying to light a sleeping Impulse on fire, Scar choking on air, and Beef shoving Etho into a washing machine while Cub records*
Grian: ...I really don't know either.
Jevin: Are you sure that's legal?!
Joe and Cleo: When Xisuma isn't online, anything's legal!!
Gem: I need you to swear-
Cleo: Fuck.
Gem:
Stress: I think she means as a promise.
Pearl: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
EX: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Hels: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.
Doc: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Doc: Pfft, what an idiot...
Doc: *realizes it's Ren*
Doc: Wait a minute, that's my idiot!
Joe: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Tango: Can't relate.
Scar: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incor...
