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Ryuu: when I die, donate my body to science

Ryuu: except my middle finger, give it to San

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HongJoon: so what are we going to do when we're mad?

Ryu: Stab Wooyoung

HongJoon: RYUU NO

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Kidnapper: I'm here to kidnap you

Ryu: let me ask Yeosang

Kidnapper: what-

Ryu: he said no

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Seonghwa: come on San, don't be sad you have plenty of good qualities! Right guys?

Wooyoung: you have a pretty face

Mingi: you're a really good dancer!

Jongho: you have colored hair

Ryu: your name is Choi San

Seonghwa: you're the worst

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Yeosang: * putting on chapstick *

Ryu: what flavor is it?

Yeosang: Raspberry

Ryu: can I try some?

Yeosang: oh sure! * Hands chapstick over *

Ryu: * kisses Yeosang * eh more like mix berry

Yeosang: ...

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Seonghwa: did you get the milk?

San: we got something even better!

Ryu walking in the dorm with a cow: his name is Dori

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Yuta: What are your plans with my sister?

Yeosang: to make-

Ryuu holding Adzuki: he needs a father

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Yunho holding a mic: Now presenting

San: The one

Mingi: the only

Yeosang: Ryu

Ryu holding Adzuki like Simba: behold the great Adzuki

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Ryu: I hate Yeosang, I don't even want to look at him

Jongho: why...why are you sitting on his lap?

Ryuu: there was no where left to sit

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Yeonjun: Ryu are you okay?

Ryu crying: how am I supposed to live love laugh in these conditions?!

Yeonjun: I WON ONCE

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Mingi: Ryu is so poetic, don't you think?

Ryu having San and Wooyoung in a choke hold: APOLOGIZE FOR STEALING MY FOOD IDIOTS

Jongho: yes... very poetic

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* Ryu falls off the stairs *

Se-Ri at the stairs: FUCK YOU

Yeonjun: HOW DARE YOU MAKE HER FALL

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Ryu: I'm not a bad person

Yuta: you kicked me because I won at soccer

Ryu: There was a bee on your shoulder

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Ryu: beauty runs in my family

Wooyoung: you mean being a bitch?

* Ryu throws a table at Wooyoung *

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Ryu: Even if you hate me I'm still hot

Seonghwa: what the actual hell?!

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Seonghwa: RYU WHY DID YOU THROW WOOYOUNG AT THE WINDOW?!

Ryuu: he ate my food

Seonghwa: SO YOU THROW HIM OUT THE WINDOW?!

Ryu: think smarter not harder

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