CHAPTER FIVE

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trashmouth: why do gay ppl exsist like 💀💀

robinlovesgirls: YOURE LITERALLY GAY. YOU ARE GAY. DUDE.

trashmouth: no proof 😍

robinlovesgirls: IM SO NOT VISITING

trashmouth: fine by me gives me more time to do eddie's mom

willbyers: hello!
oh..

trashmouth: what

willbyers: uh

robinlovesgirls: OH MY GOD WAIT A DAMN MINIUTE

willbyers: what??

robinlovesgirls: i'm looking at old family photos
RICHIE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MIKE.

trashmouth: which one

robinlovesgirls: our mike idiot

eds: 💀

trashmouth: no i dont

robinlovesgirls: YES YOU DO!

trashmouth: no

robinlovesgirls:

robinlovesgirls:

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richie

willbyers: OH MY GOD.

robinlovesgirls:

robinlovesgirls:

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mike!

mikethebest: what?
oh

trashmouth: why is he so ugly 💀

willbyers: :(

dustybun: HEY GUYS!
omg mike u have a twin?

mikethebest: no i don't know him

robinlovesgirls: MIKE DOES THIS MEAN WE AFE ALSO RELATED?!?!

mikethebest: oh god no

stevehair: BE NICE.

mikethebest: ur not my mom

trashmouth: u can be mine 😍😍🤤

eds: i will actually break up w u for bill

trashmouth: NO STOP PLEASE ANYTHING

eds: stop hes dating stan god damn

trashmouth: HE GOT W MT EX???

eds: WHAT.

dustybun: LMAO

lucasballer: this is honestly the best thing i've ever witnessed 💀

mikethebest: no way

willbyers: :( poor richie

trashmouth: IM GOIGN TO KILL BILL.

eds: stop his little brother is dead

trashmouth: it's been a year he's okay plus he DIDNT CARE THAT MUCH WHEN STANS FACE ALMOST GOT BITTIN OFF.

eds: AND U DID???

trashmouth: yes

eds: stfu u literally broke my arm more when it broke

trashmouth: not my fault u let the clown get to u

robinlovesgirls: aren't u scared of clowns?

trashmouth: tbf it's only cuz the clown scared the living shit out of my cuz he knew i was a fag

willbyers: was?

trashmouth: stfu gay ass

willbyers: okay

mikethebest: DONT INSULT HIM.

dustybun: ask will ouT EIGHT NOW.

mikethebest: mmm
no

dustybun: kys

mikethebest: UGH.
brb

trashmouth: is he finally growing balls??

lucasballer: he better

eds: Richie we are younger then them

trashmouth: ain't no way

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mikethebest: hey pls come my house pls

willbyers: uhh okay!
why?

mikethebest: no reason. i just miss you

willbyers: awww <3

mikethebest: <3

willbyers: see you in five?

mikethebest: okay 🫶🏻

willbyers: i am literally in love with you omg 🤭

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a/n HI I AM SAD ABT VIDCON ANYWAYS NEXT CHAPTER IS HALF IRL SORRY SORRY :(( i dont want mike to ask him out over text that's stupid

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