the gays and the theys ; Byler ; chatfic

CHAPTER TEN

willwheeler: michael.

mikethebest: oh shit what did i do

willwheeler: pls pls come over 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

mikethebest: oh what
i canr
yk that

willwheeler: it's only 2am on a tuesday it's okay :(

mikethebest: it may be summer but my mom would kill me if i snuck out again
for the like 50yh tome

willwheeler: buttt mikeeeeeee

mikethebest: no

willwheeler: i'm going to have a mental breakdown

mikethebest: ill call el to fix that

willwheeler: what
no
don't make me break up w u

mikethebest: ill fuckung bjte u

willwheeler: oh ew

mikethebest: nom nom bitch 🖕🏻

willwheeler: fine
i'll come over
jonathan let's me

mikethebest: no he doesn't

willwheeler: yeah no hopper let's me
he says i'm his favorite gay person so i can go??
i think he just thinks it's homophobic if he says no....

mikethebest: he says no to me and i'm bisexual

willwheeler: he doesn't like u

mikethebest: yeah okay
why r steve robin and dustin spamming w those weird kids from maine

willwheeler: idk
open ur window pls

mikethebest: oh hi

willwheeler: hi pls open the window

mikethebest: but i have to piss

willwheeler: open the window firsy before i fall and die

mikethebest: okay 😢

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trashmouth: this place smells like ass

eds: UR IN THE BATHROOM OF MY HOUSE TF U MEAN SMELLS LIKE ASS

stantheman: maybe he's in ur moms bathroom

stevehair: STANELY??

stantheman: Yes?
What is it.

robinlovesgirls: you are weird :/

stantheman: Okay but I'm suicidal.

trashmouth: yeah be easy on him

stantheman: don't make me kms or go dark #dhmu

eds: nah not even bill can get him to act this way tf

stantheman: richie they do realize the fact that i just act the way i do cuz it's funny right. ? 💀

trashmouth; nah they dumb

eds: what.

trashmouth; see

stevehair: i can't we these kids

madmax: DID YOU GUYS SEE THEY R MAKINF A DHMIS SEASOJ TWO

eds: a what?

madmax: DONT HUG ME IM SCARED!!

lucasballer: oh god not that again please anything but that.....

eggoel: Gilmore Girls is neat. But why is Rory into men? Dean is kinda attractive though but in a platonic way.

madmax: are you a lesbian

eggoel: Yes.

lucasballer: mmm platonic girlfriend and romantic girlfriend mmmm

eggoel: Shut up.

willwheeler: DEAN FROM GILMORE GIRLS PLAYS PLATS HEHWHHA HEAVY BREATHINF

mikethebest: cringe

eggoel: Okay Aphmau kid.

mikethebest: that was will i watched ldshadowlady

madmax: MIKE WITH A SLAY??

mikethebest: i jus know what's right and what's wrong 💁🏻

willwheeler: shut up don't speak of my aphmau phase

trashmouth: playdoigh egg surpise was better

stantheman: FACTS 😘

eds: i hate you Stanley Uris.

stantheman: What if I was suicidal?

eds: are you not 💀💀💀

stevehair: phone table now.

robinlovesgirls: NAHHH 💀💀💀🙅🏻🙅🏻

mikethebest: help will won't let go of me i have to piss so bad guys

eggoel: Sounds like a Skill Issuie.

lucasballer: kick him in the nuts idk

madmax: give him a kiss

stantheman: threaten to stab him or to piss on him.
Sorry Richie took my phone.

trashmouth: HES LYING HES LYING HES LYING!!!!!

mikethebest: 🤕🤕

willwheeler: he threatened to piss on me

mikethebest: I RLLEALY NEEDED TO PISS OKAY

(This was written SO LONG AGO! But I will keep going from this point. I don't remember users all that well so um if they are different deal with it!)

willwheeler: hes going pee :(

trashmouth: would u rathr he piss the bed 💀💀💀

willwheeler: NOO NO NO

trashmouth: god gay people are so gross i hate gay people ugh ugh ugh

stantheman: FR FR 🗣️

eds: everyday i hope you end up DEAD.

stevehair: let's not get violent kids

eds: kys

robinlovesgirls: pussy ass whore 😇

stantheman: i can't anymore i need to go crazy. WHERE IS BYLER.

trashmouth: did anyone ever notice how stan got bill to be super obsessive with him because now he's starting to talk about byler too

willwheeler: aw really??

mikethebest: sometimes i consider committing illegal crimes

willwheeler: oh please don't

mikewheelerhate: no fucking do them i want you in jail.

stevehair: why is jonathan low key kinda hot

jonathan: what.

willwheeler: WHAT.

nance: ?

dustybun: everyday i dream about byler beinf real... too bad gay people are fake

robinlovesgirls: FRRR ☹️☹️

a/n , so uh high school has been hell! but basically i saw how popular this was and wanted to bring it back. writing brings me a sense of joy and well i need that so welcome back to the gays and the theys because it is back in business! new cover art will be soon stay tune for new chapters. summer will begin soon and even though i will be on a trip and doing summer school (willingly) i will try and keep a steady update schedule! :) - sam