the gays and the theys ; Byler ; chatfic

CHAPTER EIGHT

dustybun added stantheman!

willwheeler: oh no

madmax changed their name to mikewheelerhate!

mikethebest: kys tbh

mikewheelerhate: L
oh wjo is that

stantheman: Oh?

trashmouth: my bff!!!

stantheman: Hi Richie :)

eds: im gonna kms

stantheman: Do it.

eds: nvm

mikewheelerhate: who r u

stantheman: The number one byler stan. Stan.

mikewheelerhate: NO THATS ME

stantheman: Your user is "mikewheelerhate", so you hate one? Means you are not the number one stan.

mikewheelerhate: fuck

eggeol: I am Mikes ex

stantheman: Cool, I use to date Richie. Not my proudest moment.

trashmouth: kys

stantheman: I'm okay.

mikethebest: so stan.
why r u a stranger the number one fan of me and my boyfriend?

stantheman: I am Richie's best friend before i even spoke a word to you guys he would update me every second about what's going on. Since Eddie is already in the chat he had to go to someone. Me > Eddie

eds: DUDE

stantheman: Just the facts.

lucasballer: who added erica?!?
oh

mikewheelerhate: 💀💀

stevehair: HEY. no bullying

stantheman: Okay mom.

robinlovesgirls: 💀💀

nance: HAHAHHAHAHAH

jonathan: He just got called mom! You got a new kid?

stevehair: yeah i did u can be the mom btw

jonathan: what happened to eddie?

hellfirer: bitch hates me 💀
mf emo has hell

nance: Steve don't steal my boyfriend please

willwheeler: Jonathan isn't into guys

jonathan: Will i gotta tell you something

willwheeler: oh my god.
WHAT.
WHY DID LONNIE ONLY CALL ME SLURS IM CALLING HIM TO TELL HIM

jonathan: WILL NO

mikethebest: ain't no way

leafman: ayodehatisthus?

mikewheelerhate: what

willwheeler: is he stoned

jonathan: yeah

mikethebest: his van is disgusting

eggeol: i will exploed it.

stantheman: Arson is illegal.

eggoel: I'm a superhero who is bitchin'

mikethebest: did yk grammer before ur coma

eggoel: yeah I Think. My Brain is Being Weird. 👍🏻

mikethebest: what?

willwheeler: sorry mom is trying to teach her how to properly type and stuff, dad gave up awhile ago

eggoel: Hey! This is Joyce. Hop started crying because you called him Dad Will.