pride month

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Stan gang goup chat

                                   Crackhead:YO CARTMAN HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CUZ YOU GAY AND SHIT

Howdidyougetmynumber: IM NOT GAY WTF

ginger: your not?

Poorhoe: wait for real i thought he was the gay one🤨

Ilovedogs: he's prob lying

                                   Crackhead: didnt you suck butters dick tho? Thats pretty gay dude

Howdidyougetmynumber: NO BUTTERS IS GAY NOT ME

ginger: as i said before cartman if you put a guys weener in your mouth your gay

Poorhoe: wait isnt y/n also gay?

                            Crackhead: why did you have to expose me like this kenny😭💔

Poorhoe: what-

                                       Crackhead: i thought you were bae......turns out your just fam

Poorhoe: NO I CAN CHANGE COME BACK😭

                                                  crackhead: no ive moved on i have a wife and kids now 

Poorhoe: WHAT WHO-

                                      Crackhead: its kyle his my wife now, we adopted kids a girl and a boy

Ginger: what-

Poorhoe: KYLE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

ginger: i did nothing why was i pulled into this

Ilovedogs: but kyles a boy y/n how is he your wife🤨

                                                       Crackhead: who said a wife had to be a woman🤨

Ginger: tbh i kinda wanna be a wife even if im not a woman-

Howdidyougetmynumber: thats gay as hell

                         Crackhead: stfu if kyle wants to be my wife let him my wife gay boy

Hoedidyougetmynumber: IM NOT GAY FUCK YOU

ilovedogs: yall hear something?

ilovedogs: yall hear something?

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