Ginger: stan what your dog doing?
Stanfurd: sparky?
Ginger: yes bitch
Stanfurd: nothing I think?
Ginger: why'd I just see him out side my house🤨
Stanfurd: SPARKY? AS IN MY DOG SPARKY?
Ginger: yea who's else's dog has a pink bandana on their neck?
Stanfurd: I KNEW SHELLY WAS ACTING WEIRD
Youmom: it's always what the dog doing not how the dog doing😔💔
Stanfurd: Y/N THIS IS SERIOUS MY DOG IS RUNNING AROUND TOWN WITHOUT SUPERVISION
ginger: OH wait someone just picked him up and started running away
Stanfurd: THATS NOT ME, WHO IS IT KYLE
Poorhoe: how the fuck do you not know if your dogs at home with you
Stanfurd: IM NOT AT HOME ASSHOLE
Yourmom:
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D O G
Stanfurd: Y/N YOU TOOK SPARKY?
poorhoe: plot twist 👁👁
Ginger: y/n give sparky back to stan right now
Yourmom: no your not my mom tf you going to do about it bitch
Ginger: YOU GIVE STAN HIS DOG BACK RIGHT NOW
Stanfurd: IM GOING TO PICK HIM UP Y/N YOU BETTER HAND HIM OVER
poorhoe: and I oop-
Yourmom: good luck finding me boys👹
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
