Yourmom:you think if I snap my own neck I would go to heaven?
Stanfurd: maybe
Ginger: should I be part of this conversation
Poorhoe: y/n you don't believe in God
Howdidyougetmynumber: guys you wouldn't just believe what I just saw
Yourmom: shut up cartman
Poorhoe: yea cartman stfu
Howdidyougetmynumber: kenny stop being a simp and listen to me
Ginger: you got 10 minutes before we get distracted again
Howdidyougetmynumber: so I was walking home from school and I saw y/n leave with some guy on a motorcycle
Ginger: what
Stanfurd:
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Poorhoe: y/n?
Yourmom: wait do you think if cartman gets fat enough I can jump on him like a bouncy house
Stanfurd: stop charging the topic y/n
Poorhoe: who was the guy
Ginger: yea do we know him?
Yourmom:did you guys know I can't see the color Yellow?
It's apparently a type of colorblindness. Instead of yellow i see orange and green and white
Stanfurd: not really surprising, anyways y/n for real who was it
Ginger:
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Yourmom: huh I feel like I'm forgetting something rn
Poorhoe: your forgetting to answer our questions
Yourmom: RIGHT, Kenny what's vap porn?
Poorhoe:....
Stanfurd: kenny?
Ginger:
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Poorhoe: STOP CHANGING THW SUBJECT Y/N
Yourmom: guy? First off it was a girl
Stanfurd: oh well still who was it we all know your into anyone of any gender
Yourmom: it was friend ig
Ginger: you guess?
Poorhoe: your a year younger then us so were they your age or?
Yourmom: NAH they were your age
Ginger: someone in our class then
Poorhoe: so who was it y/n
Yourmom: sorry guys got to go, work is calling
Ginger: YOU GET BACK IN THE CHAT RN Y/N
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
