chicken soup

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              Yourmom: alright, cough up who here knows how to make soup

Ginger: stan is the only decent cook here and it's only because his sister

Stanfurd: RUDE BUT TRUE

poorhoe: why u need soup?

              
          Yourmom: going to spill it on cartman when I get to school on Monday

Ginger: wait let me join it'll be funny fr

Stanfurd: imma ask Shelly to teach me how to make soup

Porhoe:

Porhoe:

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Poorhoe: yalls going to waist good food for that when I'm sitting right here fuck you guys (except y/n, love you bbgirl😍)

        Yourmom: stan make the most horrible soup know to man

Poorhoe: SO YOUR JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY LOVE CONFESSION I WORK YEARS BUILDING UP CONFIDENCE FOR IT AND YOU JUST CRUSHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL OUR IMAGINARY CHILDREN THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD NOW

Stanfurd: yo wtf

Ginger: who tf is going to read all of that

Ginger: so I just read all of it

                                 Yourmom: :0 NOT THE CHILDREN, PLEASE DONT TELL THEM, THEIR MY WORLD AND MY AIR

Poorhoe: you should have thought of that before asking me to marry you😭

                                   Yourmom: don't you understand your the other woman

Poorhoe: SHES THE OTHER WOMAN
*insert the other woman song from tiktok* *ugly crying*

Ginger: this was so sad, Alexa play despacio😭

Stanfurd: y/n I thought you we were going to alope together, what am I going to tell our in my mind dog, and cat, and 24 birds all named little Tom

Ginger: 24 birds😟

Poorhoe: *gasp* Stanfurd your try to steal my partner how dare you I thought you were my friend

Stanfurd: we'll guess what im pregnant and we're keeping it

Ginger: stan your a boy

Stanfurd: OH, y/ns pregnant and were keeping it

Ginger: y/n don't like sex

Stanfurd: FUCK KYLES PREGNANT AND YOUR THE DAD

Ginger: im a man and I don't like sex either

Stanfurd: MARKS PREGNANT AND IM THE FATHER

Poorhoe: who's Mark?

                                 Yourmom: and how'd you knock them up?

Ginger: and when?

Stanfurd: imma be honest, I don't know a mark imma virgin and never

Poorhoe: ha nerd never got layed like kyle

Ginger: I've been layed before?

                                    Yourmom: why'd that come out of question lmao

Stanfurd: kenny you like whores

Ginger: YEA

Poorhoe: hell yea I do

Stanfurd: I forgot you don't care

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