The Midnight Guard stood at the front of an office building. Waiting, not for the I.M.P crew but someone else. He hears a horrible song and sees the Imp van come into the parking lot and see their parking space taken by a pink car.
Midnight Guard: Uh Oh.
He runs over to the two cars.
Blitzo: Verosika!
Verosika: Blitzo.
Midnight Guard: Blitzo, calm down. Miss Mayday i'm so sorry about this idiot.
Blitzo: The hell are you doing here.
Midnight Guard: She asked me to be some extra protection, in exchange if I need blackmail she gets some pictures for me.
Blitzo: So your using her to get embarrassing pictures of rivals?
Midnight Guard: It's just as sleazy as it sounds.
Blitzo: Right, well this is my damn parking space.
Midnight Guard: Just park on the street.
Blitzo: Hell no.
Verosika: You're wasting your time. We should get going. You pack your swim suit.
Midnight Guard: I'll just be on the pier of the beach.
Verosika: Suit yourself.
Blitzo: That bitch.
Vortex: Ay, take it easy man we're all just trying to make it to the weekend.
The Midnight Guard, Verosika, and Vortex walked into their office.
Verosika: Vortex stay outside and make sure we're aren't interrupted.
Vortex: Yes ma'am.
Midnight Guard: Hello gent's and madam's.
Josh: Who's this.
Midnight Guard: Im lucifers head guard.
Kiki: How old is he.
Midnight Guard: 17.
Milky: So if he cant fuck can he sing at least.
Midnight Guard: Uh well...
Verosika: Can you?
Midnight Guard: I like to think, myself as a good singer.
Verosika: Give us a sample?
Midnight Guard: no... no.
Moxxie comes in through the door.
Midnight Guard: Hi Moxxie.
Moxxie: Hello Miss Verosika, was it? I work for imp and it would be very convenient for us retain the parking space we were assigned because...
Coco: Oh look at the little one he's got a little bowtie.
Moxxie: please don't condensed me ma'am.
Josh: Wanna kiss little guy.
Moxxie: A kind offer, but I'm married.
Verosika: Hey how about you send a message from me to your Limp. Dick. Boss.
The Succubi and Inccubi turn into their demon form and molest Moxxie.
Midnight Guard: No no no no he was nice to me, stop, wait, OH GOD!!!
Moxxie runs out and the Crew laughs.
Midnight Guard: He did nothing to you jackasses.
Ace: Have you forgotten who runs the show here.
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The Midnight Guard
AdventureCharlie's little brother is the head of hells royal guard. He is the most feared demon in hell, second only to his father, but he has a secret no one can ever know.
