Eternal (Fairy Tail x Male Reader)

Fairies vs Phantoms: Part 1

The group hears someone walk up behind them. It was Mirajane.

(Y/n): MJ! What happened?

Mirajane: I hate to say it... But they defeated us.

(Y/n): Where's everybody else?

Mirajane: In the basement, follow me.

Fairy Tail Wizard 1: Hey! Erza's back!

Fairy Tail Wizard 2: And (y/n) too!

Nab: Did you see way they did to our guild!? Damn it!

Fairy Tail Wizard 3: Those Phantom Lord creeps! Look what they did!

Fairy Tail Wizard 4: We never did get along with them!

Fairy Tail Wizard 5: Now we're going to have to take them out!

Fairy Tail Wizard 6: Calm down! We're talking about Phantom Lord here!

Makarov: Yo! Welcome home!

Erza: Thank you. It is good to be back.

Natsu jumps in front of Makarov.

Natsu: Old man! This is not time to be drinking!

Makarov: Oh! You're right! You people stole an S-Class quest and went of without permission!

The group recoiled.

Makarov: You will be punished! I will dole out your punishment! Prepare yourselves!

Natsu: This is no time for that!

Makarov karate chops Natsu, Gray, and Happy, but he spanks Lucy instead.

Mirajane: Master, stop that right now!

Erza: Master! Do you realize the situation you're in!?

Natsu: The guild is in ruins!

Makarov: Oh, just pipe down! It's nothing to fuss over.

The group was shocked to hear this coming from Master Makarov.

(Y/n): Gramps is right. You guys need to calm yourselves.

Natsu: Aren't you angry!? They trashed the guild!

(Y/n): Of course I'm angry. But you shouldn't allow your emotions to control you.

Makarov: Phantom! This is the worst that those fools can do. What is so great about vandalizing an empty guild?

Erza: Empty guild?

Mirajane: The attack was in the middle of the night. So the fact that nobody was hurt is a bright spot in this whole mess.

Makarov: What's the use in getting upset over a bunch of weaklings who can't rise above the ambush stage? Just ignore them!

Natsu slammed his hand down.

Natsu: I CAN'T DO THAT! I WON'T REST UNTIL THEY'RE COMPLETELY CRUSHED!

Makarov: This discussion is finished! We'll be taking jobs until the upstairs is repaired.

Natsu: WHO TAKES JOBS AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?

Makarov: Natsu! Shape up.

He goes to spank Lucy again.

Lucy: So why is it me that gets spanked?

Mirajane: Master! You're making me angry!

Makarov: Um... Hold that thought! I need a restroom quick!

The Master runs off.

Natsu: How can the old man act like everything is normal!?

Mirajane: Natsu... The Master is just as angry about this as the rest of us. But armed conflict between the guilds is strictly forbidden by the Council.