Dark Shadow [Spyxfamily x Male OC]

W.I.S.E. (14)

Yakuji: I need to tell you something..

Loid: Hm? Go ahead.

Yakuji: Do you think, ninjas exist?

Loid: I've been in a mission against them before.

Loid: Ah, no.

Yakuji: Well, they're actually real. And..

I'm one of them.

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Timeskip (in the morning at home)

Loid decided to tell Yakuji everything about his secret.

And yes, Loid has already told Yakuji about him being a spy, but this is about his secret spy organisation, W.I.S.E.

Yor and Anya were eating breakfast, while Yakuji and Loid were out in a station not too far away to talk in private.

Not really private, but no one would care anyway.

Loid: That...Person who strangled you, wasn't a ninja...Whoever your boss is, he's lying to you.

Yakuji: If I was the main character, I'd be saying "He'd never do that!" But what do you mean by that...?

Loid: That female oh so called "ninja", is part of my organisation.

Loid: She found it...out of the plan to adopt you.

Loid: So she thought, if she could take you down, I'd finish my task faster.

Loid: Prove her wrong, Yakuji.

Yakuji: How?

Loid: It's probably bad that I'm snitching, but she gave me a sign that she'll be your new stalker, prove her wrong. Wrong about how she thinks you'll bring me down.

Yakuji: You're basically saying that I'm helping a lot.

Loid: *closes eyes with a sigh* Yes, that too.

Yakuji: Well, okay then.

Loid: Let's head back.

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Meanwhile - with Mr.Hendersen

Mr.Hendersen: Stupid kids...Stupid headmaster...Stupid everything...

Mr.Hendersen childishly kicked a rock as he walked through the park with no onlookers.

And, why is he mad? Yakuji also noticed his different behaviour the other day.

Yakuji claimed that his wife, (random gurly name), had given Mr.Hendersen some papers.

Divorce papers.

As Mr.Hendersen was babbling about his problems to the sky, he spots Loid and Yakuji heading somewhere.

Loid: Hm, yeah, sure. Let's buy some ice cream for A- Oh, hello, sir.

Mr.Hendersen: H-Huh!? Oh, uhh! Yeah, hello, sir. Goodbye, sir.

Loid: Hm?

Loid watches Mr.Hendersen run off to who knows where, and turns to Yakuji who was honestly quite surprised himself.

Loid: What was that about?

Yakuji: How should I know?

Loid: Oh, right. Maybe his-

Yakuji: -Wife found another man.

Loid: That wasn't what I was gonna-

Yakuji: -And that man is a 16 year old turning 17 this month which you probably don't know about and he keeps his profile low, knows his parents are literal killers and has an innocent little sister.

Loid: Don't tell me........

Yakuji: Fina-

Loid: You're talking about my brother!?

Yakuji: Ye- What?

Loid: Yes, my brother.

Yakuji: You got a brother?

Loid: No, of course not, just f****** wit' ya.

Yakuji: ...

Loid: oh shit, I swore.

Yakuji: ...

Loid: Fuck, I did it again.

Yakuji: Dad-

Loid: Holy sh-

Yakuji: Papa.

Loid: Holy shit, haha, it actually feels good to swear.

Yakuji: Fathe-

Loid: Holy MotherF****** son of a B****!

Yakuji: Loid Forger with 1 son 1 daughter and one wife, please hear me out.

Loid: Oh, sorry. What is it?

Yakuji: Can you hear that?

Loid: From where?

Yakuji: That building.

The 2 looked at the building, to see blood splattering down from the 70th floor and men screaming.

Yakuji: Wow, someone's period is going real hot.

Loid: Let's go.

They rushed up the stairs, because Loid hated elevators.

After stepping on a billion steps, they reached the top to see..

Anya and Yor!?

Loid: Anya! Yor! Are you okay!?

Yakuji: Who did all...This?

Yakuji questioned, looking at all the lifeless men.

Yor: U-Uhh, I was just teaching Anya to protect herself...Sorry! It was not me though, it was actually me! Eeek! I mean-

Loid: Yor...Did you do all this...

Anya: Of course she didn't. I did. Who else slayed them all?

Yakuji: *proud smile* That's my Anya.

Anya: So first, a guy came here to kidnap mama. But! I arrived in time and called my backup.

Loid: Don't tell me-

Anya: Yes! I brought Billy, Becky and Damian!

The three "little" kids popped out from behind a wall.

Billy: Anya said they tried to hurt her...

Damian: So we decided to help.

Becky: Yeah! We totally did NOT want to stay in this hotel as a 1-day vacation but spotted Anya here with her super cool mom who started beating everyone up.

Yakuji: Ooookay.

Yor: *Lets out a sigh of relief* Phew, they did everything as planned.

Sorry for the short chapter after that looong break, if you've not got the announcement of my apology, then u shud prolly read it if necessary