Dark Shadow [Spyxfamily x Male OC]

Boss (16)

Yor's POV

I have a task to assassinate someone, looks like I've gotta think of an excuse.

I looked down, worried.

The assassin target looked exactly like...

The guy that Yakuji drew.

Loid: Oi, you alright, Yor?

Me: Ah! Yeah, I am! And where is Yakuji, by the way?

Loid: Hm? Right over at the kitchen.

Me: At the kitchen...? Why?

Loid: I...Asked him to cook.

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Flashback

Loid: Yakuji, do you mind doing me a favour?

Yakuji: O? Ye. What?

Loid: Cook for us, Yor's cooking is too....Bitter.

Yakuji: I've never cooked befo-

Loid: If you cook, I'll pay you 50 yen each time the cooking is good.

Yakuji: Say less, I'll make 800 yen today.

Flashback End

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Yakuji walked up to the table, wearing a cooking apron.

With trays of food on his hands, and his head, he placed them on the table.

Anya was sat, impatiently smashing her utensils against the table.

Anya: Ohh! What's that? Mochi?

Yakuji: It's not mochi.

Me: Oh, what could it b-

Yakuji: It's a fried dog.

Me: ...

Anya: ...

Loid: ...

Yakuji: Joking.

Anya: Oh! I totally forgot!

Loid: Hm?

Anya: Our school assignment tommorow is to make everyone laugh!

Me: What jokes seem to entertain them?

Yakuji: Stupid, childish jokes.

Yakuji: Oh w-

Anya: I made a joke! What do you call a man who doesn't cook?

Me: What?

Anya: Yor mother!

Me: Where'd she learn that?!

Yakuji puffed up a small smug under his mask after thinking of a joke.

Loid: Yakuji? What's your joke?

Yakuji: What do you call a spy and an assassin, who married each other officially after a day?

Loid: Hmm...I don't k-

Anya: The Forget Family!

Yor, Yakuji and Loid stayed silent before the couple started ACTUALLY laughing at the joke...

Yakuji: I knew it...Their humour wasn't advanced. Now I feel stupid.

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At school

Mr.Hendersen: Best joke that gets voted wins!

Anya: What do you call a-

Damian: Who is ugly, short, pink-haired, ratio, has horns, and an annoying face?

Everyone: Anya!

Damian: *proudly smirks* Correct!

"Wow! That was hilarious!"

"Hahaha, I know right!?"

Yakuji: umm, I think I'm just gonna-

Mr.Hendersen: Yakuji's turn!! The moment I've been waiting for!

"Teacher, it's only been 4 minutes."

Mr.Hendersen: Shh, you! Anyway, go on!

Yakuji: Umm, knock knock.

Class: Who's there?

Yakuji: Ice cream truck.

The class bursted into laughter. LAUGHTER!!

Yakuji: Their humour is lower than I expected.

Damian: *wipes off a tear* You should be a comedian, Yakuji-kun!

"Yeah!"

"I, K, R!?"

Yakuji: Ew who said that?

Girl: Me!

Yakuji: Then that's kind of err, cringe.

Girl: What's cringe?

"Yeah! What's cringe?"

Yakuji: Y'know what, nevermind.

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With Yor

I was at the target's location, staring at his masked up face.

Am I sure he's my target? Because he's weird and unique in an extremely bad way.

Target: "I love you, you love me, let's go out and play "fuk me!""~

I pulled out my thorns and threw it at him in the speed of light, causing a huge shockwave to be displayed after the hit.

Me: *on phone* Mission comp-

???: Wowy, you look like a woman.

Me: I-I- am! Wait, why am I talking to my target? I'm sorry, please forgive me.

I turned behind to see that it was actually my target, completely fine.

Me: W-What!?

Target: Name's Boss. Whoever knows my real name shall be executed! Or what I'd like to call, executed.

Me: Aa-! What?

Boss: I heard you're with one of my buddies, or underling. Starts with a Y and ends with a I?

Me: Sorry, I already assassinated her before... You're talking about Yukari, right?

Boss: Who even is that!? I'm talking 'bout Yor son, Yor Forger!

I gasped out and dropped all my weapons that were hidden. A rocket launcher was seen falling off of my dress.

Boss: Oh, wow! You sure are packed up, huh? Well, let me show you My weapons!

He dropped one knife. A single knife.

Boss: Ta-da! What? So impressed you can't even talk!? Yes! I know!!

Yakuji suddenly appeared, not even panting after a long run.

Yakuji: Boss, I have a- what?

Boss: Yes, my new friend Yor!

Yakuji: That's my mom.

Boss: Hah! You've got quite the hot one.

Yakuji: That's my mom, not my girl. I already told you-

Boss: -You aren't interested in love, yeah yeah. Whatever! But I've got some...Pretty bad news. Heh, not to hard to take in, but...

"you're dad's alive."

Note: I will only add the father which will look like who you want him to look like, and the boss who looks like...Well, Kakashi.