Private chat between Hels and EX
H: so i heard you are in the hermit-chat
EX: wha- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!
H: Grian
EX: how did you get him to tell you that????
H: simple, just catch him while hes REALLY tired and offer him some coffee :)
EX: huh, who knew
H: i did!!!!!
H: anyways, back to why i texted you-
EX: yeah, why DID you text me???
H: i want you to get me into that chat EX
EX: wh- WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST ASK GRIAN OR WELS?!!?!
H: Grian is currently sleeping and i dont want to fucking wake him up and get beat to death by a pesky bird.
EX: we can respawn dumbass
H: and??? still terrifying
EX: what about wels???
H: he just fucking hates me
XELQUA JOINED THE CHAT
XELQUA: LANGUAGE MORTALS
XELQUA LEFT THE CHAT
EX: what
H: DID WE JUST GET TOLD OFF BY GOD!?!?!?
EX: IDK???
H: just, add me to the dumb chat
EX: why do YOU specifically WANT to be there????
H: blackmail and in general to make my brother suffer :)
EX: arent you his clone????
H: hush
Meanwhile in the Hermits only chat
Sleepy: and that is why i believe that this server should sleep more!!!
Electric creeper: you literally jus said most of us rarely sleep on our own accord????
Sleepy: is it not true???
Chaotic Knight: no no, you are-its just we LIKE completing our builds and Redstone things BEFORE going to sleep
Sleepy: but why tho???
Chaotic Knight: :)
#1 Twin is online
#1 Twin: i am not sorry
#1 Twin has added Helsknight to Hermits only
Hels: HELL YEAH
Helsknight changed Helsknight's name to Evil Knight
Chaotic Knight: NO, FUCK NO
Sleepy: language >:(
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