Alien play

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This one is from the internet.

Brynne: I'm bored

Aru: Wanna make an alien play?

Aiden: What?

Mini: ...

Rudy: yeah! Wot R aliens?

Brynne: ... sure Idc anymore

✨time skip✨ to when they all get off the couches and find Swedish fish for Aru

Aru: I'm da alien.

Aiden: Kay

Rudy: WHAT IS AN ALIEN?

Brynne: mini explain to this hooligan

Mini: Kay, Rudy .....*explains*

Rudy: *isn'treally listening, but actually knows. Cause of movies, just likes when Mini explains things to him*

Aru: Kay I just landed on earth and Brynne has shown me hooman food. Aiden you're showing me abt school and math.

Aiden: *shows math textbook*

Aru: wot R these symbols, this is bullshit!

Aiden: this is the language of the universe!

Aru: WELL THEN THE UNIVERSE HAD A STROKE WOT IS THIS SHIT!?

Aiden: THEN HOW DID YOU GET YOUR ROCKET HERE WITHOUT MATH! *smirks*

Aru: IT'S NOT THAT HARD, YA BLOW SOME SHIT UP AND YOU SHOOT A PIECE OF METEL INTO THE GALAXYYYYY!

Aiden: hmfff, whatever this is how you use -

Aru: le gasp, wot tis dat?

Aiden : a whiteboard?

Aru: wot do you use it do?

Aiden: To teach children how to understand-

Aru: YOU DO THIS IN FRONT OF CHILDREN, YOU R TAINTING THEIR POOR INNOCENT MINDS. in fact You HAVE POIS NED MY MIND WITH THIS FOOLISHNES!

Aiden: oKay no more play.

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