Spder, you for got the 'i'- shut up

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😐 some cursing

Aru: AHHHHHNHH, WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Aiden: What happened! And don't curse.

Aru: ... THER'S A GOD DAMNED FUCKING DAMN SPDER!

Aiden: you mean a spider?

Aru: No, a spder. I am no spder, that's why there's no I in spder.

Aiden: then what about Spider-Man?

Aru: Spider man is a freaking spider MAN he is a spider that doesn't count.

Aiden: *sigh* okay where's the spi-

Aru: spder

Aiden: -spder, okay?

Aru: hmp it's under the ta- god damn fucking table you blind bastard. :)

Aiden: Shah!

Aru: SHUT THE FUCK UP AIDEN! THERE IS A GOD DAMMNED SPDER UNDER THAT TABLE AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT FREAKING NOW I WILL PUCH THE ANSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Aiden: OK, OK, OK! I get it

*takes it out* (out of the house not on a date people)

Aru: Is it gone?! Oh thank goodness! 

Aiden: So Shah, you're scared of spiders huh? *smirks while leaning close to her ear*

Aru: well- 

Aiden: It's okay, I'll always be here to take all the spiders out.

Aru: thank- mmf

Aiden: *kisses her* that is the price to pay however if you want my services!

Aru: Well then, I'll gladly pay that price>

Aiden: soooo, where's my tip?

Aru: right here, * goes on her tip toes and kisses his cheek*

Aiden: That was a v-very nice tip. *blushing* 

Aru: I know!

Aiden: *hugs her* 

Aru: *whispers*

It's spder, not spider.

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