Books bitch

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Aru: hey Mini?

Mini: Yeah?

Aru: what's that one saying that goes like " sticks break my bones and stones are for my skull"?

Mini: ....

Mini: ...

Mini: what?

Aiden: you mean "sticks and stones may break my bones but words don't hurt a bit"?

Aru: yeah that one!

Aru: words do hurt, cause if I throw a Mini at someone it would hurt them

Mini: a what?

Aru: a mini, ya know since you almost became pages of an encyclopedia and are basically a walkingb talking, living, breathing, human being dictionary.

Mini: ok I don't even care any more

Aiden: what could book do except cause a bruise.

Aru: it can actually knock someone unconscious! :)

Aiden: .... How do you know?

Aru: I, uh, I read it somewhere

Aiden: shah I know you didn't read something willingly and actually remember it, now what did you do?

Aru: Okay so I may or may not have thrown the lord of rings book I was reading ar someone when he mocked me for crying...

Aiden: and that someone is...?

Aru: Rudy.

Aiden:...

Aiden: YESSSSSSS! I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT COLOR-BLIND WORM NOWW!
WOOHOOO!

Aru: 👁👄👁 so you're not mad?

Aiden: I would be but it's Rudy so whatever *shrugs* now where is he so I can take a picture?

Aru: living room

Aiden: bye

Aru: welp, one problem done.

Aru: now how do I explain to the microwave that it's enemy is- might be dead I mean gone for a while?

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