Kokushibo:akaza can you call everybody and tell them that food is ready
Akaza:Got it...ahem...IT'S TIME FOR DINNER ASSHOLES!!!
Kokushibo:...did you really have to yell...
Akaza:Yes.Now shush i need to greet the ladies
Douma:Ooooh Is that human nuggets and Soup!!!
Kokushibo:Yea
Douma:*reaching for a human nugget*don't mind if i have o-
Kokushibo:*slaps doumas hand*Hands off mister.go wash your hands first.
Douma:Owww...Fine sorry i forgot about that😅
Akaza:Hello nakime you look beautiful as always is that a new hair style,i love it,Hiii Daki you look like a beauty today,Love your makeup and hair!
Nakime:Oh Thanks Akaza
Daki:Thank you!!Ik i look beautiful
Kaigaku:MOVE YOUR FUCKING BIG ASS DAKI
Kokushibo:Language
Kaigaku: •-• sorry
Gyokko:HYO i heard food is ready sooooo
Daki:EW WHAT IS THAT THING
Gyokko:Huh?what thing?
Daki:ONI-CHAN WHAT IS THAT DISGUSTING RAT IN THE POT
Gyokko:Huh.....
Gyutaro:Jeez it's uglier then me-
Gyokko:HUH😰Im not ugly
Urogi:WOOOOOO FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
Karaku:WOOO HOOOOOO
Kokushibo:Uhh where are sekido and aizetsu usually they come here first
Urogi:Oh weeeell...you see..
Kokushibo:Oh indeed i do see with 8 eyes.
Urogi:8?but where are the other 2??
Kokushibo:.....Eye-balls.
Urogi:Oh😀 Anyways Uhh we tries to call them but i think their still asleep in their new room
Kokushibo:And?
Urogi:Even my screams don't wake them up🙂
Kokushibo:It's a soundproof room for a reason.
Urogi:Oooooh
Kokushibo:Ughh wheres the 5th one
Karaku:Ehhh Idk-
Enmu:Ladies and gentleman make some space for the king of the trains to walk through
Rui:...Enmu shut up.your really annoying
Enmu:😒Jeez you just ruined my moment to shine
Rui:if you really want to shine,why don't you go under the sun.
Enmu:🙄
After they all sat down:
Akaza:How am i supost to know if this is male or female meat
Kokushibo:Oh right sorry*gives him a plate of human nuggets*
Akaza:Huh?
Kokushibo:These are all male,enjoy
Akaza:Are you sure their all male
Kokushibo:I cheacked 6 times and im 100% positive their all male
Akaza:Well..thanks
Douma:Akaza-dono this meat tastes nice,try it
Akaza:No.
Douma:Eeehh why?
Akaza:Im not stupid i know thats female.
Douma:Noo it's male,it's really tasty😋
Akaza:😒heres a male human nugget
Douma:Awh no thanks
Akaza:Eat it.
Douma:Eh?😀
Akaza:Eat it if the male meat your holding is "tasty"
Douma:Alr *eats it*🙂......
Akaza:.....
Douma:🤢OH GOD I NEED TO THROW UP
Akaza:yep.there he goes.
Kokushibo:Why is he throwing up-
Akaza:He hates male meat
Sekido:*yawns*Ughhh whats for breakfast
Karaku:OH LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME HERE!!HI SEKIDO!!
Sekido:Shush bitch im hungry
Urogi:EHH WHERES AIZETSU
Sekido:He is still asleep so i will bring him some food
Karaku:YOU TWO ARE LIKE BESTIES NOW!
Sekido:Shut up.wheres the slide freak
Urogi:Idk i haven't seen him since yesterday •>•
Kokushibo:so are you two resting well?
Sekido:We never slept better before,it's really calm in there,sometimes we play games or talk
Urogi:OH OH CAN I SOMETIMES VISIT
Sekido:No furries allowed
Urogi:Furries??
Karaku:*chockes on a human nugget*AHHAHAHHA*Dying*
Urogi:WHATS A FURRY
Daki:Pffft it's like kaigaku
Kaigaku:HUH HOW AM I A FURRY
Kokushibo:Children...silence
Kaigaku:....Right...sorry
Daki:Pffft
Kaigaku:*whispering*How am i a furry!
Daki:Oh come on you look like a tiger...or a cat😊
Kaigaku:....I hate you
Karaku:*Still dying*
Urogi:You good?
Akaza:Idiots.im sorry if their bothering you nakime
Nakime:Oh it's fine
Enmu:*talking with rui*Soo Like it doesn't make sense,rightಠ_ಠ
Rui:Your asking a child if demons can make babies..i don't even know how their made👁👄👁
Enmu:Oh come on your 100+ years old,i will explain to you how children are made
Rui:Right...
Enmu:like if two demons have a baby...will that baby just stay as a baby forever or will it actually grow up
Rui:*brain loading*.........
Enmu:SEE, it doesn't make sense!
Sekido:im going to go back,aizetsu is prob starving.
Karaku:Okay!
Gyokko:*casually eating*
Gyutaro:You smell really bad.
Gyokko:Why is everybody bullying me today
Kokushibo:Alr if everybody is done,go staright into bed i don't want to see any of you awake
Akaza:Can i-
Kokushibo:no you cannot have your phone back.You can text your wife later.
Akaza:Fineeeee
Meanwhile Zoha:
Zohakuten:*stuck on a slide*GUUUYS...I THINK I NEED SOME HELP HERE.....GUUUUYS SEKIDO AIZETSU UROGI KARAKU!!ANYONE...👁👄👁IM STARVING
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When Muzan is home
Fanfictionalr soooo😀 muzan isn't home rn soo the uppermoons are alone at the infinity castle,i might add the lower moons aswell since their also very underrated(except for enmu tbh) There will be no actuall ships but i do suport most of them.Soo thats all an...
