Incorrect quotes

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Herea some innocert quotes hat i got from some 'incorrect quotes generator'...Which were...accurate af

1.

Douma:Ah,hello again!!😊We really need to stop meeting like this😆

Nakime:...Maybe we would,if you stop BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE🤬*pulls out her hammer**

2.

Kokushibo:....Am i in trouble?

Nakime:Take a quess.

Kokushibo:...No?

Nakime:Take another quess😒

3.

Douma:What's it like being tall🤔?

Urogi:Is it nice?🤔

Daki:Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?🤔

Urami:We live in constant fear of the short ones who,in my experience,will climb 4 chairs,2 boxes,a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. T_T

4.

Kokushibo:Good morning.As you begin your day,remember that violance is always an option and often the answet☕

Urami:.....ಠ_ಠ☕

Kokushibo:.......👁👁👁ᴗ👁👁👁☕..*eye twitch*

Urami:...Please,go back to bed..

5.

Kaigaku:I can explain-

Gyutaro:Can you?🧐

Kaigaku:..If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie-

6.

Urami:*answers the phone*Hello?

???:It's Kokushibo

Urami:What did he do this time.

Kokushibo:No,it's me,Kokushibo.It's actually me😀

Urami:What did you do this time?

7.

Urogi:*sitting in the trash can*Hey!!Thanks for checking in,i'm ✨ still a piece of garbage✨

8.

Hairo:Sometimes I wonder if i'm hearing voices.......

Also Hairo:Then i remember that's the last bit of sanity i have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

9.
Gyokko: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Aizetsu: That sounds like a dare to me. 😊

Gyokko: Oh my god.🙃

10.
Mukago: Hairo… I’m bleeding… 😨

Hairo: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!

Mukago: B positive…

Hairo: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-😰

11.
Zoha: Remember what I told you.

Hantengu: Don’t be a cunt.🙃👍

12.
Urami: Good morning.

Nakime: Good morning.

Kokushibo: Good morning.

Urogi: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Douma: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!🥰

13.

Enmu: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Rokuro: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.🙄

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