Kokushibo is too old.

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Kokushibo:.*looking through his phone*.........AKAZA!

Akaza:WHAT!!

Kokushibo:COME HERE

Akaza:*gets out of his room*What?

Kokushibo:Im texting with Muzan-sama and idk how to make spaces between the words

Akaza:..*shows him*There.

Kokushibo:Oh Alright and how do i send..

Akaza:Omg.*shows him*Right there.Also you suck at writing....Do your 6 eyes even work

Kokushibo:.......Hmm....Oh
.Thanks  for letting me know.

Akaza:Your welcome*goes into his room*

Kokushibo:.........AKAZA

Akaza:💢💢💢WHAT NOW.

Kokushibo:Why did my device shut down

Akaza:YOU NEED TO CHARGE IT

Kokushibo:.......Charge it????How!!

Akaza:Oh my lord💢💢💢give me that phone.

Kokushibo:Here *gives Akaza his phone*

Akaza:I'll charge it.Jeez your just too old man.I'll have to teach you how to use phones.

Kokushibo:Alright.How long will it charge

Akaza:Ut depends but a hour and half should be enough.

Kokushibo:Okay.

Later:

Kokushibo:.....Akaza!!Wheres the volume button on the remote!!!

Akaza:.......Ughhhhh.You see the up and down arrow!!!

Kokushibo:Uhhh Yeah

Akaza:The up button is for making the volume louder and the down button is to lower the volume

Kokushibo:Ohh that makes sense!Thanks.

Akaza:Your welcome now stop annoying me.💢💢

Kokushibo:Alright fine....*an add shows up*.What the-.....What is this.

Akaza:An add

Kokushibo:........

Akaza:T_T.....

Kokushibo:...How long is it

Akaza:Idk.

Kokushibo:Tv's are weird..

Akaza:Eh pretty much.

Kokushibo:Douma told me something Yesterday that i don't clearly understand what it means

Akaza:What did that bitch say.

Kokushibo:He said that i probably have a second and better sword...

Akaza:.....Oh.

Kokushibo:What did he mean by that?

Akaza:Oh.....Oh no.

Kokushibo:????

Akaza:...Your brain is clean.

Kokushibo:...........?

Akaza:.....Uhh by that he means....That the sword.....is......Uhhhh....Uffff....Your......D-ck

Kokushibo:....How does that make sense-A sword and  D-ck?Those are 2 diffrent things,and swords are sharp.

Akaza:..........Oh.

Kokushibo:....Also i didn't know boys these days can date eachother

Akaza:Yeah thats what being gay is.T_T.Like almost all of the uppermoons are gay.

Kokushibo:.....Yk back in my da-

Akaza:I don't want to hear your Sengoku era life.

Kokushibo:.....Alright.

Douma:Heey Koku wanna listen to some music!!

Kokushubo:Sure which song.

Douma:It's called CPR TuT.

Kokushibo:CPR???

Douma:Yeahh!!It's good!!

Kokushibo:Alright,let's hear it.

Douma:*turns on CPR*😊

Kokushibo:.............

Douma:(͡° ͜ ͡°)

Kokushibo:......What the fuck.

Douma:Like it??

Kokushibo:Hell no.Turn that shit off.

Douma:Oh come on!!It sounds good!!

Kokushibo:TURN IT OFF.

Douma:•-•But the best part is about to play.

Kokushibo:....Turn it off.

Douma:...Finee*turns it off*Your no fun!

Kokushibo:....Idc...i don't like your dirty songs

Douma:Well what kind of music do you like

Kokushibo:Biwa playing is probably the best kind of music for me

Douma:But it's boring!!!

Kokushibo:.....

Nakime:*playing her biwa*

Douma:HI NAK-

Kokushibo:*hits douma*Shut up.Don't bother her.

Douma:Owww

Kokushibo:Shush

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