1.The gay duo💅🏻
*gyokkos phone ringing*
Gyokko:*answers it*Gyokko the life savior what is your emergency?
Douma:Yeah!Theres someone in my house!!
Gyokko:Okay sir,i need a description!
Douma:It's Upper moon 3!
Gyokko:......Do you like him😏
Douma:L.O.L. maybe😏*curling his hair*
Gyokko:*files his nails💅🏻*Oh My Gawd i wonder what his zodiac sign is?!
Douma:Oh he is for sure a Scorpio!!
Gyokko:Purrrr!Go talk to him💅🏻
Douma:Idk!Im kinda nervous!🤭
Gyokko:Okay Okay Okay Okay💅🏻i wonder why he is breaking into your house!✨
Douma:I Know right!!Like if you're broke just saaay That🤭💓
Gyokko:Perioddd✨
Douma:Oh my gosh wait!!he is walking up to me!I'm freaking out!
Gyokko:Okay Gurl you got this!Don't freak out💅🏻
Akaza:......
Douma:Hey cutie😏
Bang💥
Douma:OW FUCK!HE SHOT ME IN MY ICEBALLS!
Gyokko:Omg😮That's giving Gemini☺
Douma:I know right!thats what i was thinking!
Gyokko:Right☺
Bang💥
Douma:OW FU-*hangs up*
Gyokko:...He'll be alright...I hope.
2.The devil child.
Sekido:...*sigh*..*cheacks the cameras*....Zoha go back into your bed.
Zohakuten:.....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHA AAHHHHA A👹👹👹👹
Sekido:...Your so problematic.
3.Gyutaro😭
Gyutaro:YOUR A BOY!
Other uppermoons:A BOY!
Gyutaro:IN A MAN'S WORLD!!
Kaigaku:....Okay
Other uppermoons:*Yelling*
Gyutaro:AND I'M A MAN WHO LOOOVES TO PLAY WITH BOYS!
Kaigaku:......ಠ_ಠ
Other uppermoons:*Laughing and yelling*
Gyutaro:...*realises*AH NO NO NO!!WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!!SHUT UP!HOLD ON NONONONO!!
Kaigaku:.....Are we gonna do this battle or what-
Gyutaro:KAIGAKU WHAT I MEANT TO SAY...
Kaigaku:..T_T
Gyutaro:IS YOU'RE A BOY!AND I'M A MAN!!AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA LOOVE TO MAN-HANDLE YOU
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When Muzan is home
Fanfictionalr soooo😀 muzan isn't home rn soo the uppermoons are alone at the infinity castle,i might add the lower moons aswell since their also very underrated(except for enmu tbh) There will be no actuall ships but i do suport most of them.Soo thats all an...