They call themselves...the uppermoons

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1.The gay duo💅🏻

*gyokkos phone ringing*

Gyokko:*answers it*Gyokko the life savior what is your emergency?

Douma:Yeah!Theres someone in my house!!

Gyokko:Okay sir,i need a description!

Douma:It's Upper moon 3!

Gyokko:......Do you like him😏

Douma:L.O.L. maybe😏*curling his hair*

Gyokko:*files his nails💅🏻*Oh My Gawd i wonder what his zodiac sign is?!

Douma:Oh he is for sure a Scorpio!!

Gyokko:Purrrr!Go talk to him💅🏻

Douma:Idk!Im kinda nervous!🤭

Gyokko:Okay Okay Okay Okay💅🏻i wonder why he is breaking into your house!✨

Douma:I Know right!!Like if you're broke just saaay That🤭💓

Gyokko:Perioddd✨

Douma:Oh my gosh wait!!he is walking up to me!I'm freaking out!

Gyokko:Okay Gurl you got this!Don't freak out💅🏻

Akaza:......

Douma:Hey cutie😏

Bang💥

Douma:OW FUCK!HE SHOT ME IN MY  ICEBALLS!

Gyokko:Omg😮That's giving Gemini☺

Douma:I know right!thats what i was thinking!

Gyokko:Right☺

Bang💥

Douma:OW FU-*hangs up*

Gyokko:...He'll be alright...I hope.

2.The devil child.

Sekido:...*sigh*..*cheacks the cameras*....Zoha go back into your bed.

Zohakuten:.....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHA AAHHHHA A👹👹👹👹

Sekido:...Your so problematic.

3.Gyutaro😭

Gyutaro:YOUR A BOY!

Other uppermoons:A BOY!

Gyutaro:IN A MAN'S WORLD!!

Kaigaku:....Okay

Other uppermoons:*Yelling*

Gyutaro:AND I'M A MAN WHO LOOOVES TO PLAY WITH BOYS!

Kaigaku:......ಠ_ಠ

Other uppermoons:*Laughing and yelling*

Gyutaro:...*realises*AH NO NO NO!!WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!!SHUT UP!HOLD ON NONONONO!!

Kaigaku:.....Are we gonna do this battle or what-

Gyutaro:KAIGAKU WHAT I MEANT TO SAY...

Kaigaku:..T_T

Gyutaro:IS YOU'RE A BOY!AND I'M A MAN!!AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA LOOVE TO MAN-HANDLE YOU

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