Idea by heartdemonslayer💙
Their on a call:
Muzan:Kokushibo!!!I already told you i am not coming back
Kokushibo:Oh are you that scared motherfucker💢You just ruined our lives and left like a sick bastard💢💢
Muzan:Your not allowed to talk back!!!
Kokushibo:Bitch i don't give a shit!!!
Muzan:You do know i can kill you right now
Kokushibo:I don't care!!Plus you wouldn't dare since i'm your strongest uppermoon!!and i know damn well you don't want douma taking my place!
Muzan:If you die by Yorrichi i won't be suprised!!
Kokushibo:Atleast i'll die with all the children here like a father!!!
Muzan:Your not their dad!!
Kokushibo:Your not aswell!!!💢
Muzan:Do you have any idea how pathetic you are rn💢💢💢💢
Kokushibo:So what!?!?!?!!I'm trying to be a father figure since none of them have one!!💢💢💢I'm doing a better job then you!
Muzan:KOKUSHIBO!
Kokushibo:Kill me!!I don't care!!!But if your killing me kill the rest of them aswell!!!
Muzan:KOKUSHIBO YOUR SUPOST TO BE BY MY SIDE!!!
Kokushibo:When did i fucking say i'm not!!??I'm only by your side when it's about killing💢💢💢
Muzan:PLUS YOUR SUPOST TO BE DANGEROUS AND MEAN AF AND LOOK DOWN TO THE ONES WEAKER THEN YOU!!!??
Akaza:........Is he yelling at Muzan-sama-
Douma:..i..think so...
Kokushibo:IM NOT PATHETIC LIKE YOU!!!YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME!💢💢
Muzan:THANKING YOU FOR WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kokushibo:FOR EVERYTHING!💢💢💢
Muzan:I SAVED YOUR LIFE💢💢💢
Kokushibo:I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE THEN BUT NOW I REGRET IT💢💢
Muzan:IST I'LL KILL YOU
Kokushibo:TRY ME BITCH.I DARE YOU.I DOUBLE DARE YOU MF💢💢💢💢💢YOU WOULDN'T DARE ACTUALLY KILL ME💢💢💢
Muzan:MAYBE I WILL KILL YOU💢
Kokushibo:I'LL SEND YORRICHI AFTER YOU.I SWEAR I WILL💢💢💢
Muzan:YOU WOULDN'T DARE DO THAT TO YOUR KING!!YOUR SUPOST TI BE LOYAL AF TO ME.
Kokushibo:I WILL!!AND WHEN WE MEET IN HELL!!I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AGAIN💢💢💢💢💢
Muzan:KOKUSHIBO MICHIKATSU TSUGIKUNI KIBUTSUJI💢💢💢💢💢
Kokushibo:MUZAN KIBUTSUJI.
Muzan:YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY MY FULL NAME.💢💢💢💢
Kokushibo:DON'T CARE!!
Kaigaku:Da-
Kokushibo:!!Not now sweetheart,I'm talking with Michael Jackson Rip off.
Muzan:EXCUSE ME-
Kokushibo:Can you make coffee me and Mr.Urami are gonna talk later
Kaigaku:..Okay-
Kokushibo:Thank you son!....
Muzan:I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON💢💢💢💢💢
Kokushibo:THEN FIX YOUR GOD DAMN HAIR💢💢💢💢YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD💢💢💢.
Muzan:💢💢
Kokushibo:YOU JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT I'M A BETTER FATHER FIGURE💢💢💢YOU SHOULD BE BACK WITH THE MILK BY NOW!I ATLEAST GO EVERY TIME INTO THE TOWN BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND I BUY MILK💢💢💢💢
Muzan:MILK FOR FUCKING WHAT!?!?WE ONLY EAT HUMANS!?!?
Kokushibo:WELL IF YOU WE'RE HERE YOU WOULD KNOW🙄BUT YOUR NOT SO I'M NOT SAYING.!!!
Muzan:💢💢💢
Kokushibo:.WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW!?!?!?USE THE WORST COMEBACK YOU CAN THINK OF?????
Muzan:💢💢💢OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Kokushibo:*hangs up*......💢
Akaza:...•-•...soo..are you gonna die-
Kokushibo:Nah
Urami:KOKUUU
Kokushibo:AYYY WHATSUP MATE!I GOT A CRAZY STORY TO TELL NOW!
Urami:OH HELL YEAH
YOU ARE READING
When Muzan is home
Fanfictionalr soooo😀 muzan isn't home rn soo the uppermoons are alone at the infinity castle,i might add the lower moons aswell since their also very underrated(except for enmu tbh) There will be no actuall ships but i do suport most of them.Soo thats all an...
