Be Our Guest🌹 (Nomin AU)

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"I don't get it. I feel humiliated. I'm the most handsome man in this godforsaken town."

"Ouch."

"I mean, look at me. Look at this." Dolsoe flexed an arm towards Minhyuk.

"That's great, man." Minhyuk nodded, flexing his own arm, but it wasn't even half of Dolsoe's, "Don't get down in the dumps though. I mean, there's plenty of chicks in love with you."

"Well you know what? I don't want a chick."

"Wait, what?" Minhyuk frowned.

"Never mind." Dolsoe slammed a fist onto the table, making all the drinks on it shake.

"Wait, who did you even ask to marry you?" Minhyuk raised a brow.

"Does it matter?" Dolsoe took a big chug from his beer.

"Okay. I guess it doesn't. News travels fast anyways; I'll find out eventually." Minhyuk smiled in satisfaction.

"Yeah, sure." Dolsoe frowned. Minhyuk looked him over for a few seconds, then put a hand on his arm.

"It really bothers me to see you like this, so down. Come on, stop sulking. Everyone here wants to be like you or be with you." Minhyuk suddenly stood up, patting Dolsoe on the back.

"No one in this town is as admired as you."

"Yeah, you're everyone's favorite guy!" Yuta, the bartender, spoke, adding on.

"There's no one in town half as manly!" Minhyuk picked up Dolsoe's arm and raised it. Everyone in the bar was looking their way now.

"He's so perfect." An older woman sighed.

"You're right!" Dolsoe got up. "I'm intimidating as a man." He stood proudly, "Thank you, Minhyuk. I just needed to be reminded."

"Well, of course." Minhyuk smiled, wrapping his arms around Dolsoe's neck with a smile. Dolsoe frowned, feeling embarrassment crawling up his neck to redden his face. He immediately pushed Minhyuk off, looking around as everyone made a face of disgust. Dolsoe groaned.

"Nobody spits like Dolsoe!" An old man sang, breaking the silence.

"True, expectorating is one of my talents." Dolsoe spoke after clearing his throat.

Yuta took an empty cup and placed it on the counter, which was a couple of feet away from Dolsoe and Dolsoe immediately spit right in the center of the cup, making it quiver in place.

Everyone cheered.

"10 points!" Yuta called, throwing the cup somewhere.

"Did you know Dolsoe eats 4 dozen eggs every morning?" Minhyuk spoke excitedly to a table nearby, where Taeyoung was sitting with Jaehyun. The two visibly widened their eyes.

"5 dozen!" Dolsoe came over to correct. He picked Minhyuk up and easily threw him onto the couch on the other corner of the room. Two girls near the couch squealed in surprise.

"He's the best at hunting, totally!" Lucas hollered from a faraway bench. His friends gave him a look, "What? He is. He's got the best aim in shooting." He raised his glass towards Dolsoe.

"Yeah, and I use antlers in all of my decorating!" Dolsoe proudly said by the fireplace, using his arms to motion at all of the antlers displayed on the wall.

Everyone blinked in silence, then Dolsoe said, "Beers for everyone, on me!" Everyone started to cheer after that.

"Dolsoe!" They clapped.

Dolsoe laughed, going back to the counter to chug the rest of his own beer, when suddenly the door to the bar was opened in a loud haste.

"Can someone help me, please?!" It was Namkoong, Jaemin's father. Everyone turned to look at him. He definitely looked crazed, like he hadn't slept in weeks.