———"Mf means motherfucker, dumbass"———
September 13th
11:33 pm[ Ed Sheeran's love child ]
Y/N
SHAWTY
SHAWTY BAE
GINGER
CRACKHEAD MF
ED SHEERAN
BESTIEEd Sheeran's love child
Yes, miss ma'am?Y/N
THERES THIS ONE MF
THAT KEEPS KICKING MY ASS IN MK 11
AND ITS PISSING ME OFFEd Sheeran's love child
Who?Y/N
TheBalladerr666
Very interesting nameEd Sheeran's love child
Oh I know him
He's one of my friendsY/N
YOU KNOW HIM??????
👺👺Ed Sheeran's love child
Yeah. So?Y/N
TELL THAT MF TO STOP KICKING MY ASS
OR ELSE I WILL IRL
🤺Ed Sheeran's love child
Why not just tell him yourselfY/N
I would
But the mf doesn't read my messages
that I send him on XboxEd Sheeran's love child
What does mf meanY/N
Mf means motherfucker, dumbassEd Sheeran's love child
Oh
Well
ANYWAYS 🏃♂️💨Y/N
Tell him to stop beating me
It's annoying as fuckEd Sheeran's love child
Hell nah 👎Y/N
And why tf not?
😑Ed Sheeran's love child
Cuz
I'm not gonna ask him to go easy on a random
bitch he doesn't know
And even if I did
He wouldn't listen to me.Y/N
FIRST OFF
I AM NOT JUST A BITCH
IM A BAD BITCH
YOU BETTER GET THAT RIGHT
SECOND
Gimme his number
I'll tell him
Cause ur too much of a pussyEd Sheeran's love child
You switch up fast
AND I AM NOT A PUSSY
And I'm not giving you his number
That's just weirdY/N
Yes you are
And I don't give a fuck if it's weird
Gimme itEd Sheeran's love child
No
Leave me aloneY/N
Shawty bae
Bestie
My wingmanEd Sheeran's love child
Wut is going onY/N
If you don't give me his number
Istg
I will go to your house at night
Draw on your face with permanent marker
And gorilla glue a hat to your headEd Sheeran's love child
Chill chill chill
Okay, okay
You win
But damn do you make the weirdest threats
xxx-xxx-xxxxY/N
It's part of my natural charm 😁😘🥰🤭💪👍💅Ed Sheeran's love child
Don't be mad at me if it doesn't get you anywhere
Gl mamasY/N
TYSM
ILY
MY HOMOSEXUAL HOMOSAPIEN
I'm changing you're name to that now
And please
Never call me mamas againEd Sheeran's love child
You're welcome
And tf you are not changing my name to that
I'm not gayY/N
That's debatableEd Sheeran's love child
No tf it's not
Fuck you, bitchY/N
Whatever you say
Homosexual homosapien
😏😫Ed Sheeran's love child
Again
Fuck you
I gtg
Love you mamasY/N
😑🖕Ed Sheeran's love child
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𝕀 ℍ𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦 (𝖲𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋)
RandomOne of your best friends happens to know the boy you have been getting bested by in one of your favourite video games. So naturally, you ask your bestie for his number. Inspired by @reikeko ~modern au ~chatfic ~Highschool au ~female reader