COTE - One Shots

Slapkouji 2

I was heading to Ryuen's Class to slap some more ass— I mean, people.

Arriving at the classroom, I opened the door.

Ryuen's face was a little surprised, he must be wondering why I am here.

He started approaching me.

"Hoh? You're approaching me?" I said.

"I can't know what you want if I don't approach you." He replied.

"So what do you want from our class—" Before he finished his sentence I slapped him and fell. He's still conscious.

Ryuen was extremely confused, even his classmates are.

He stood up.

"Hey, what are you doing monster—" I slapped him again, and he got unconscious.

"Hey, Ayanokoji what are you doing?!" Ibuki rushed at me.

When she got close, I slapped her lightly and she fell down.

She stood up.

I slapped her again.

Again.

SLAP

Again.

SLAP

Again. I noticed that her cheeks are red it must be from my slap.

SLAP

Again.

SLAP
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SLAP

I lose my count on how many times I slapped her.

I must be imagining things, because I just saw her smiling.

Kondo and Komiya approached at the same time.

"Hey hey hey, do you know what are you even doing?!" Kondom said.

"You'll get expelled you bastard!" Komiyaro said.

When the two of them got close I slapped them both that they fell unconscious.

(Just imagine the black balls are them)

"Ayanokoji-san, I can't turn a blind eye to this, I'll stop you!" Ishizaki rushed at me, when he got close I slapped him so hard that spun in the air and fell to Albert's arms.

Albert put Ishizaki down and start to punch me, i slapped all of his punches away.

"Impossible!"

"To think that he can hold out with Albert!"

I was starting to get bored, so I slapped his cheeks so hard that his face fell to the ground with his body.

"I-Impossible!"

"Call some guards!"

"Tell them that there are some rampaging student!"

Before they could escape, I locked the doors.

"How could he be so fast?!"

"Help!"

"H-Help us!"

"W-What is he doing?"

(Imagine his hand is moving like this. Just ignore the face and the thumbs up.)

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Ryuen's class was massacred.

Of course without Hiyori.

I left the classroom, and started heading to Ichinose's class.

I met up with Sakagami-Sensei.

"Hey, you why did you come out of my room—?" I slapped him.

A CCTV camera caught me. Well, I don't care.

I slapped that camera and it got destroyed.

In the Security Room

"Hey, some student destroyed the camera!"

"What, is it a prank?"

"No he slapped the teacher too!"

"What! Send some guards! And report this to the chairman!"