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Mike: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Y/n: This is such a bad idea.
Ace: Then why are you coming along?
Y/n: One of us need to be able to talk the the headmaster out of expelling us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Y/n, tending to James's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
James: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Y/n: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Blaze: You and me!!!
Y/n, tearing up: Okay.
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*A normal day at ramshackle dorm*
Mike, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Y/n: You did WHAT–
James: William Snakepeare
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*Ace and James sitting in jail together*
James: So who should we call?
Ace: I’d call Y/n, but I feel safer in jail
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James: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Y/n does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Blaze: If Y/n were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Y/n jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Mike: You jump off a cliff!
Blaze, blushing: Gladly. Provided Y/n did first.
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Ace: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Duece: Just rip the bandage off.
Ace: It’s Y/n.
Duece: Put the bandage back on.
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Y/n: Mike, keep an eye on Leona today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Mike: Sure, I’d love to see Leona get punched.
Y/n, glaring: Try again.
Mike, sighing: I will stop Leona from getting punched.
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Mike: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Mike: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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James: You know how I roll.
James: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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Y/n @ azul: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Mike: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
James: Mind your language!
Mike: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
James:
Mike: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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James: A theif.
Y/n: Thief?
James: Theif.
Y/n: I before E, except after C.
James: Thceif.
Y/n, disappointed: No.
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Floyd: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Riddle: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Floyd: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Grim: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Y/n, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Grim:....FUCK!
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Jack: Why are you on the floor?
Idia: I'm depressed.
Idia: Also I was stabbed, can you get y/n, please.
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Blaze: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Mike: You were flirting with Y/n.
Blaze: So what? They're my partner.
Mike, looking up from his phone: You asked them if they were single.
Blaze:
Mike: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Ace: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Y/n: Wasn't Deuce with you?
Deuce: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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James: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Y/n, baking: You’re a hazard to society
Mike: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Rose: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Ken: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Rose: Yes!
Mike: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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