(Sorry the chapter are taking so long I've had a lot of deaths and I've had to comfort my sister along with Christmas and my birthday that's coming up I've had a lot on my plate)
Lilia: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Lilia: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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James: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Mike: That's why I own TEN guns.
Mike: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Y/n: all of you are idiots....
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Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Cater: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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James: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Y/n: James all I said was dinosaur nuggets are the same as normal chicken nuggets just shaped different now
James: LIAR!
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Jamil: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Jamil: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Idia: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Y/n: Making four accounts.
Idia, tearing up: Really...?
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Blaze: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Y/n, reading: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Jamil: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Kalim: Forty five seconds?!?
Jamil: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Kalim, hugging Jamil: Too late.
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Y/n: Do you take constructive criticism?
James: Not without crying
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Y/n: Who hurt you?
Azul: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Y/n: ...Yes, actually.
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Ace: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Azul: Something's off.
James: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Azul: No, but that's funny.
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Person A: Change is inedible.
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what the wonderland twisted wonderland x wolf reader
Fanfictionyou get trapped in the world of twisted wonderland and get thrown in to a rotting dorm and haves to deal with a monster.....why
