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You better fucking send me the ride soon or else I'll castrate you !!

Matt, Where the hell are you ?

Who out of the right mind would abandon their friend , you idiottt ?


                                                            Firstly, You never asked me for a ride and secondly hello to you too.

                                            Actually there's this thing called SLEEP that mortals usually do at this hour.

                                                                   And who out of the right mind would text someone at this hour?


For the sake of heaven ,STOP fucking playing with me rn or else...


                                                 Or else what?And please stop texting me for god's sake ! You are disturbing my beauty sleep. If you text me again you're so dead Mr/Miss whoever-you-are.


Fuckk !! Wrong number


                                                                           Yes, hun, wrong number and YOU'RE REALIZING IT NOW?

                                                                            I lost my precious beauty sleep so now you have to entertain me no matter who, where, what you are !


You think M' standing in the middle of this fucking road at this god damn hour to entertain you, then you are wrong "Mr/Miss DELETE MY NUMBER" !


                                                                                                                                             You swear a lot don't you ?

                                                                                              Now you check the time huh ? You disturbed my sleep at this so called 'god- damn - hour' you idioh .

And deleting your number is out of question babee.


Stop acting like a disappointed mother


                                                                                                                                     Then,STOP acting like a child.


You ! Delete my number RIGHT NOW. And please stop texting me


                                                                                                                                                                                  No will do

Delete my number


                                                                                                                                                                                                  No

Please Mr.


                                                                                                                                                                                                No.

                                                                                                                                                                                    M' no Mr.



WRONG NUMBER VERSION 2.ODove le storie prendono vita. Scoprilo ora