[Venice; The Court of Justice]
(Enter Antonio, Bassanio, Shylock & the Duke of Venice)
Shylock: Give me my money.
Antonio: I don't have any money. I'm bankrupt! I lost my ship, you freak of nature.
Shylock: *Sharpening his knife while grinning evilly* Then I'll take a pound of your flesh from any part I desire.
Duke: *On the verge of tears* Have mercy on the poor guy!!
(Enter Portia)
Portia: Mercy? Mercy on this treacherous bitch? Kill him!
Bassanio: Portia? Babe, what the fuck are you saying?
Portia: I know what you planned, I spoke to Shylock already. Shut up.
Antonio & Bassanio: Well, shit.
Shylock: Die.
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The End.
