This is why I hate dat Scottish gentle-man
He touched me and I felt myself sort of ....... desired
Why did he stroke a cherry o'er lips?
Why did he need tenderness of my flesh?
Ah! Scottish people puzzle me on purpose
Tis' GUY NUTZ!
I detest myself too
Even during LUST
Tweaking on default why?
SCOTTISH I HATE YOU
LOVE ME
Oh whatta MELODRAMATIC TURN!
With chizel'd Isle akksent
